im not a retvrn guy but its hard not to conclude that things got demonstrably worse after they got rid of the astronaut mcdonald's by the johnson space center

Can't wait for Delaware week

Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · last mo.

Real idea: As part of the effort to get DC and PR statehood, next Dem president should invent about State Weeks. Each of the 52 states gets its own celebration week every year. A random July week is Montana week. Tourism bonanzas. Televised lottery every year for week placement. We ain't above this.

Bari Weiss sucks, but I do think it was nice when she helped Bart and Lisa save all those snakes on Whacking Day

Watching Shrek the way God intended (in Gameboy Advance Video in an emulator on my computer)

what she asked of me at the end of the day clavicular would have blushed

If the lesbian bar you're in doesn't have a fire exit tell those ladies to enjoy their death trap and promptly leave

the fact that a Cybertruck would be the most appropriate vehicle to host the time machine in an updated Back to the Future is just one more reason why no such reboot must ever be made.

I think I just found the worst vanity license plate in existence

I saw this yard sign in Austin

What if they remade Point Break and used these masks instead

the only time i ever looked at a cop car and said 'damn, that is cool' it was on fire and a guy was doing a backflip off the hood of the flaming car. best shit i ever saw in my life.

Rep. Marie Gluesenkamp Perez@gluesenkampperez.house.gov · 3mo ago

Make Cop Cars Cool Again

There should be a way to block everyone with a bio that's an entire paragraph

Joey Ramone: in 1980 we knew it was make or break, and we decided let’s get Grogu to produce *laughs* we thought he was going to be a square, anyways first session Dee Dee keeps messing up and Grogu flings open the door and he’s got this lightsaber and he says ITS GONNA BE THIS WAY OR FUCKING ENDOR

I'm pickle Bic!!!!!

Holy shit, The shadow looks like Darth Vader! Has anybody else ever noticed this?

Culture Crave 🍿@culturecrave.co · 3mo ago

'The Phantom Menace' was released 27 years ago today

POV: You are Donald Trump taking one of his cognitive tests

Cameron@cameron.stream · 3mo ago

I brought a sharpie to a rave and asked people to write shit on my body and three guys tried to turn my circle into a clock (badly)

More like bring me the Verizon

Stereogum@stereogum.com · 3mo ago

Bring Me The Horizon's frontman suffered a mild concussion after a concertgoer threw phone at his head last night

I hate Trump but hate bike lanes wayyyyyy more.

Very funny that Public Enemy and Body Count are playing to an audience that has to be like 85% chuds

🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪@murderxbryan.bsky.social · 3mo ago

I decided not to go this year for obvious reasons, bad lineup

again theanarchistlibrary.org/library/unsa...

613 Antifascist@613afa.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Antifacists have been warning you for years about red brown entryism

This is what your uncle thinks life is like in cities. This is why he posts weird indecipherable stuff like “Omaha has fallen” on Facebook

Hourly Simpsons@hourlysimpsons.bagpuss.org · 3mo ago

Slightly increase a band Ramtwos (Ramones)

Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈@kennedytcooper.bsky.social · 3mo ago

slightly increase a band 11,000 Maniacs

Earl Sweatshirt's fancier cousin

Right wingers need ballroom because they keep injecting saline into them

Repeatedly hitting myself in the balls with a hammer to make them look more beautiful

MikesGapingMaw@mikesgapingmaw.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Hey fellas. Would you respect me more if my balls looked like two swollen cantaloupes?

News used to be better

A lot of people misunderstand what Trump meant by "ballroom". He actually wants to put one of these in the White House.

I will never understand the liberal obsession with posting disgusting orange caricatures of Trump. I hate the guy's stupid ugly face, why would I want to look at a stupider uglier version of it?