They may not be the smartest lads around, but they can definitely tell that the Boss looks a bit different than usual... I wonder why... #fatfur #genitalcircus #gummigoo
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@kelpu.bsky.social
🔞 / Kelpu / Round and rotund / I draw and talk about being large / 199X
Honestly if you went on a cake batter diet it would do wonders for your waistline~ 🍰
Fitting rooms for new clothing don’t exactly work for wolves this size… (Trade with @cardk.bsky.social !)
Listen it just makes sense to have at least one party member with extraordinary amount of cleavage for the extra inventory space..!
A rough sketch that captures what the former diva Primarina might look like now...
If you squint a little bit you might still be able to tell your arm fat apart from your love handles
I work tirelessly to ensure your arms weigh three hundred pounds each and require at least 10 minutes to thoroughly wash each
It is my birthday today so as a treat for every hot dog you eat I will eat ten 🐶🎂 🎨 by @/honeybeebonfire.bsky.social
Remember, when you get turned into a dragon you also get an insatiable hunger for molten lava and proceed to gain tons of weight because of it. Plan accordingly!
I have no idea what to even do about this, why do dragons just drink molten lead for fun dude
Not every fox is obese but every fox can become massive barely mobile blobs of stacked fat rolls and chins who struggle to find a reason not to belch directly at you
They say a dragon gains five kilograms every time their belly gets mistaken for a bed
My hope for you is that you grow so obese so fast that you can no longer tell when you've rolled out of bed
If you really want to tease them just act completely oblivious while looming over them with your giant belly 🐶
Very obese dog dating sim where one of the dialogue options is always "feed them a hot dog" and if you choose it, it affects both their in-game weight and the dog's next dialogue response is filled with burps
