kelsie

@kelsie.bsky.social

Don’t do reddit on my page

Hello. This little baby is in at my work. I already waived a full deposit and chucked a rescue discount on the estimate but can’t feasibly do much more. If anyone has a few $$$ we would really like to help this little guy :( gofund.me/bfdf92893

Donate to Help save Skittles, organized by Florinda Goncalves

I honestly hate asking . If this was just a check up and medication situation I would pay and… Florinda Goncalves needs your support for Help save Skittles

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It’s 22 degrees and I just got a whiff of jasmine which means that for the 18th year in a row I will soon become insane as the weather mimics that of the day my father died and for the 18th year in a row I will be completely shocked by this

Going out for lunch with some women today out of whom I am the oldest, least attractive, least educated and make the least amount of money. So I am working on some jokes.

The first time I ever got paralytically high my bf at the time made me watch the entire Woodstock 94 primus set and it broke and awakened something in me at the same time

Racked up over 10k points on the Smell Experiencer ranking today when we opened up a chickens abdomen and had to remove tons of necrotic egg material

Ultrasounded myself at work yesterday to see what’s up in there and no matter what we did all we could see was my big ass intestines pulsing with fluid. Humiliating.

A vignette from my special little life: I make a big bean salad for work every Sunday and Wednesday night and I call it: Mothers Beans and when I eat it at work everyone says “it’s time for Mother’s beans”

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My grandmother likes to tell about how she watched the queens coronation on the tv as a child all very solemnly and seriously. I would’ve been throwing my white ass around the room when zadok the priest started that shit slaps so hard

We have a new nurse on today and she’s like a cool alternative older lady from Philly so now I have to show that I’m also cool and alternative

I was at the garden centre today and I saw this mug and I said oh wow what a mug and I want this mug etc then I was like “I don’t need this mug” and I put it down and then went to crap put a diarrhoea in their bathroom and while I was in there my husband bought me the mug

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I listen to INXS and think “this is some of the greatest music ever made” which is so strange because when I was a kid to me it was the daggy band that my best friends dad was in

Sometimes I really feel like everyone else around me is getting all these big fancy jobs and money and stuff and I’m still faffing around with bunny rabbits and shit for barely enough to live on because I have no SKILLS!!!! Because I spent my 20’s doing DRUGS!!!!

Once my dad was so desperate to get rid of the kids for a couple hours so he could start a month long bender in peace so he dropped us at the movies and this was all that was playing. I was 7 and did not enjoy the film.

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I counted it up and currently daily I am giving 20 individual doses of medications and supplements to the animals in my home. I’m in charge of making sure medication is ingested 20 seperate times throughout the day. The worst is orally medicating the bird.

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