GUYS OMG

Is there anyone here who has HR or internal hiring process knowledge who can answer a question so I don’t go insane? 🥲

Two years ago I wore a 2X shirt. I’m currently wearing a size small. I don’t think I’d have believed you if you told me.

I just watched the catcher of one team in the softball little league World Series tie the laces on the batter’s cleat and it made me feel like the world would be so much fucking better if women ran everything.

I know my dinner is good if Lynn won’t leave me alone until she gets seconds. (For those unaware, Lynn is a cat.)

I am so excited for my daughter to start at her new elementary school. All of the interactions with the school so far have been amazing. Night and day difference from their old school.

I can tell it’s August because I’ve gotten approximately 17 emails since midnight telling me I have a reward to use for my birthday month.

I got a new tattoo today. It’s a digital drawing Lily did with a heart I had Char draw to replace the original. I tried to record me showing them but somehow missed hitting the button. Lily knew in advance but Char had no idea. Both of them were absolutely delighted and I couldn’t love it more!

Seen in downtown Cleveland today #jimothy #seattle #jimothyraccoon

My daughter’s new middle school has simultaneously unfortunate and also amazing initials.

I have recently discovered that I am capable of previously unthinkable things when I listen to (and possibly also scream sing) The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived for the last 4 minutes of cardio.

This is a fun age to learn there are muscles in my back I didn’t know existed. I’ve never had sore back muscles from a workout before. I guess I’m doing something right. 🫠

For people who have increased their activity level substantially/started working out: how much did your calorie intake increase to compensate? I am currently constantly ravenous. I’m eating generally healthy, protein/fiber heavy foods and it doesn’t feel like it’s enough. Eating 1800-ish cals/day.

I need you all to know that I’m a very talented artist!

Final tally from yesterday. Also made French toast stick casserole in an effort to get the French toast sticks out of my freezer and not waste them. My coworkers better eat up. 😅 Also also: I am up 4.4 lbs of muscle and down 4.6 lbs of fat!!

I need to know how to log deep cleaning as a workout cause my app says I haven’t been busting my butt and that is a lie.

I finally got a chance to visit the farmers market where @samindy4.bsky.social sells her catnip toys. HOLY COW GUYS. Immediately obsessed. The egg is my favorite 😂

Why am I fully awake at 7:52 am when I didn’t even get home from the gym until nearly 1 am?! Also, I highly recommend super late night workouts!

The topic of spanking as a punishment came up and my 9 year old asked me what spanking was. I almost cried happy tears. If I do nothing else right, I’ve done that.

We got a first half update at work and I have entered 48% of the sales orders entered by the people whose sole job is order entry (1925 of my orders entered in 6 months). I am also the only one asking for more work and handling inventory/data management tasks.

I really had no other choice.

My friend came over for dinner and this is what Lynn did while we ate. Look at her! She’s basically wasting away. Starving!

I have snooze turned off on my phone because I am awake with one alarm. Anyway, I fell back asleep this morning and Lynn let me sleep for a few minutes and then prodded me until I woke up and then when I didn’t immediately get out of bed, she came and glared at me, ready to headbutt, until I did.

Just kicked ass on my back and shoulders (27 minutes, 9 personal bests, 2,980 lbs/1,355 kgs lifted) and currently dying on the exercise bike. My legs are displeased. Send cat pics.

He's doing his best.

Incredible. ✨Perfection✨

I have 16 glass bottles that I can rename for spices. I'm trying to decide which are the most important between my baking and cooking that I want to have readily accessible. Keeping in mind that I tolerate negative spice levels, what's your much reached for spice, or one you reach for often?

I went to an all girls high school and the mascot is a cardinal. They sent out an email a couple days ago saying they updated the mascot and it’s a female cardinal. I don’t know that I’ve ever seen a female cardinal mascot and I love it so fucking much!

Yesterday, WIRED learned that Madison Square Garden was suing us for our accurate reporting. We stand by our work. That’s why we’re removing the paywall from two of the MSG stories they don’t want you to read, making them free for everyone.

I probably could have held the plank longer too.