I got hit by a car and then went for all-you-can-eat Korean BBQ immediately afterwards
rax ‘levon honkers’ king@raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 3d agoi bring a sort of ‘i fear neither pain nor death’ energy to the pedestrian/driver interaction that drivers don’t really like
We really need to study the aspect of car brain that causes drivers to forget that everything outside their vehicle is real
The War on Cars@thewaroncars.bsky.social · 6d agoA great example of why the "make eye contact with drivers and wear reflective clothing" advice for pedestrians and cyclists is bad. Nothing short of physically limiting where and how drivers can operate their vehicles will work.
Look on my works*, ye mighty, and despair *this scrunchie I knit
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I've worked in various aspects of retail for over 20 years now and I have never once seen an instance of "organized retail crime."
Michael Hobbes@michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 2w ago"We may think companies are immoral, but that’s because we assume they are coldly dedicated to their bottom line, not making billion dollar decisions based on something someone sent them on Facebook."
The Canadian Liberal party trying to appease Alberta
Jane@jane.meangirls.online · 2w agoMaking a state you’re never going to win in the general so important is a monstrously stupid decision.
Guys came up with the perfect podcast business model by making flubs a thing, so now when they release an episode with no audio people cheer and say “by god they’ve done it again!!” instead of bitching and moaning about audio quality
Thank god for @blockedparty.bsky.social for bringing iwaspoisoned.com to our attention
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Cooper Lund@cooperlund.online · 3w agoThe collapse of the regulatory state will manifest as crowdsourced reports of diarrhea viewed through phones that get closer and closer to where you live until you're the one having it
Did a rewatch of Widow's Bay but I actually paid attention this time and holy shit what a masterpiece; an incredibly rich narrative, really good scares, all combined with some of the best comedy writing in years. Katie Dippold is very good at what she does.
"It was stupid and annoying and I didn't want to do it." Relatable king.
Razzball@razzball.bsky.social · 4w agoLooking forward to pairing my Guys hat with my Stores shirt
STORES Podcast@storesthepodcast.bsky.social · 4w agoThe STORES merch drop is now live! storespodcast.com
Making the rest of Kelseys look bad
Budd@n7eoj.bsky.social · 4w agoIt has been criminally underreported but Kelsey Pfendler has just rowed solo across the Pacific Ocean from the US coast to Hawaii in record time. A 2,400-mile unsupported journey in 43 days, 17 hours, and 55 minutes. Notably beating the Men’s record by 9 whole days.
See, this is part of the problem - while the new allegations against Platner are more severe than the ones that came before, the fact that political commentators were so quick to dismiss them as not relevant is how you ended up supporting a rapist.
My Graham Platner Apology
The allegations published yesterday that Senate nominee Graham Platner sexually assaulted a woman are different from the previous scandals.
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The main reason I haven’t sold my car yet is the fear that if I do need to buy another one I won’t be able to afford it
The War on Cars@thewaroncars.bsky.social · 4w ago"...vehicle buyers are paying more than ever before to finance their purchases as average monthly payments hit a record $777 in the second quarter of 2026. That's the third consecutive quarter of increases, according to data from Edmunds." An *average* of $777/month!
Love that Stampede Couture has broken containment and now America is dunking on it
Corey Atad@coreyatad.com · 4w agocan't stop laughing at this Poilievre: "We will reinstill a warrior culture, not a woke culture."
Is anyone having more fun than these TSN commentators trash talking the US's performance during that game
This TSN commentator just said Norway "is getting in their viking boats and headed to Miami."
Football commentators try not to use the words "plundered" and "pillaged" when talking about the Norway victory challenge
This generation of Canadian youth are going to know Winston from New Girl’s face better than any prime minister in Canadian history
They're calling it the most Fort McMurray thing that's ever happened
I've been reading Star Wars Lengends-era books (which are all essentially fanfiction) out of curiosity and their best ideas are just describing things that happened in the movies
🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪@murderxbryan.bsky.social · last mo.I think that the best part about Star Trek Guys or Zombie Guys or Star Wars Guys is that all of their ideas to improve the movies or tv shows are just as bad or, most of the time, worse than the stuff that exists
I don't like how these sports commentators are talking about a 41-year-old athlete! YOU try being 41!! It's not so easy
Absolutely baffled by the David Beckham/Home Depot partnership. That man would have no idea what tool to use to kill ET!!
