Kenneth Kalmer

@kennethkalmer.opensourcery.blog

Performing regularly wizardry through open-source software // Father of two // Rubyist by day, Clojure advocate by night // 🇿🇦🇬🇧 https://opensourcery.blog // https://mastodon.social/@kennethkalmer Building: https://how-far-really.imilingo.uk

Back when I had Twitter I used to offer free headshots for low-income authors, not sure I have much reach here but the offer is still there. London or Birmingham (although I’m in Glasgow and Edinburgh at the end of Aug and can fit in a session. Will have lights so can be indoors).

No doubt the world is on fire, but this kind of fear mongering and blatant misrepresentation of the temperature data in the chart (anomaly chart) does more harm than good. It’s so easy to verify that Alexander Bay did not reach 36.1°. The 13° above average is the kick in the teeth

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Extreme Temperatures Around the World@extremetemps.bsky.social · 3w ago

EXTRAORDINARY EVENT 40c IN WINTER WORLD CLIMATIC HISTORY REWRITTEN Insane mind blowing winter heat in SOUTH AFRICA 40C in Namibia,36.1C in South Africa coast at Alexander Baai (MINIMUMS 22/23C !). Records pulverized Temperatures are 10C ABOVE MID SUMMER AVERAGES More summer heat next days.

Pure gold this: “Goldman Sachs builds an altar to Benjamin in their lobby and cuts out the heart of a junior analyst on it every Friday. They call it “Blood Sacrifice Friday.” The name isn’t catchy, but the event becomes a management favorite nonetheless.

McSweeney's@mcsweeneys.net · 2mo ago

"Xavier owns an apartment that he rents out at a loss of $1 billion/month. Seeing this success, he decides to make financial commitments to construct $850 billion in new apartments in places nobody wants them...."

Written about my side project: "How far, really?" - a missile-range visualiser on a globe, prompted by my wife asking if the UK was in range. Built with Clojure & Claude, and a few notes on the tools I picked up along the way, incl atproto comments on the post opensourcery.blog/2026/05/08/h...

How far, really? - Open Sourcery

Building a ballistic missile-range visualisation on the Mercator map and the globe with Clojure, ClojureScript and UIx via Claude Code, and a few lessons learned along the way.

opensourcery.blog

Written about my side project: "How far, really?" - a missile-range visualiser on a globe, prompted by my wife asking if the UK was in range. Built with Clojure & Claude, and a few notes on the tools I picked up along the way, incl atproto comments on the post opensourcery.blog/2026/05/08/h...

How far, really? - Open Sourcery

Building a ballistic missile-range visualisation on the Mercator map and the globe with Clojure, ClojureScript and UIx via Claude Code, and a few lessons learned along the way.

opensourcery.blog