It’s amazing how manufacturers of sun cream and after sun always manage to make them smell like holidays. Incredible. 🫡
Keri Warbis
@keriwarbis.bsky.social
Everything is weird Brighton dweller (I co-host The Cider Shed podcast)
Eventful Saturday pub lunch followed by a walk and some blackberry picking. Someone splendid had an egg shaped tombstone.
Lovely brother and sister-in-law are down in Brighton from Yorkshire at the mo. I am hosting this aft/eve. Enjoying getting things ready at home listening to this throwback very loudly. 💫 open.spotify.com/track/3mTeSn...
This Is Mine - Remastered 2006
Heaven 17 · How Men Are · Song · 1984
open.spotify.com
People who repeatedly type ‘teh’ instead of ‘the’ are of superior intelligence and beauty compared with the rest of the population.
In case anyone wants to know, it’s a somehow addictive account called tipscostoflivingcrisis where the chap shouts about bargainous grocery offers and where to find them. (Lots of Fray Bentos involved).
Keri Warbis@keriwarbis.bsky.social · last wk.Yeah. Sorry I’m late. I’ve just been watching some fella on Instagram clean his greasy air fryer at the garage with a power jet washer.
Yeah. Sorry I’m late. I’ve just been watching some fella on Instagram clean his greasy air fryer at the garage with a power jet washer.
Have actually come to rather like the builders. They’re Brummies. (One has UB40 as his phone ring tone. Lol). I went and got them some gifts today from M&S for when they leave. (Booze and luxury biscuits). Is this like Stockholm syndrome?
Keri Warbis@keriwarbis.bsky.social · 2w agoWe’re now at the ‘having to use a bucket of water to flush the old loo’ phase of the works. 👍🏻 (Oh. And we’ve had no shower, sink or bath in the bathroom since Tuesday).
My school summer holidays will begin on Tuesday, once the builders have finished off the bathroom refit. They’ll have been here a week by then. 😵💫 Actually. Scratch that. Am off to the dentist Tuesday for an extraction. Fuck sake. 😩 (I broke a tooth eating a carrot stick 🙄).
Is this where you come to admit to having used ChatGPT to research and compare used cars so that you get shot down for using AI? Asking for a friend etc etc blah blah
I’ve either just heard a troupe of Morris dancers walk past my house or I have totally lost it.
We’re now at the ‘having to use a bucket of water to flush the old loo’ phase of the works. 👍🏻 (Oh. And we’ve had no shower, sink or bath in the bathroom since Tuesday).
Keri Warbis@keriwarbis.bsky.social · 2w agoBracing myself for the arrival of a bunch of workmen who are going to be ripping out our bathroom and refurbing it (which ‘should take around a week’). They’re arriving ‘at around 7:30am’ and I have no clue what the next few days will entail due to zero comms from them.
Just saw a telescopic ladder in action. Didn’t know they existed. What a neat idea. #easilypleased
What are we all going to do with our extra £45 a year, then? That’s just over 12p a day. (A Freddo is 35p just fyi).
Bracing myself for the arrival of a bunch of workmen who are going to be ripping out our bathroom and refurbing it (which ‘should take around a week’). They’re arriving ‘at around 7:30am’ and I have no clue what the next few days will entail due to zero comms from them.
Andy Burnham says he’s going to end rough sleeping now that he’s PM which surprises me because I would have thought he’d have been living in quite a nice house these past few years.
Watching ‘The Last Holiday’ (1950) on Talking Pictures TV starring Alec Guinness and a whole host of other notables. 💫
Going to spend my entire summer holiday freeing up storage on my ancient iPhone.
Parades is an embarrassment with that thuggery after the match. He shouldn’t even have been on the pitch but swerved a few bloody second yellows. Dick. #SPAARG #WORLDCUPFINAL
They can’t pretend something’s wrong with that one! ⚽️ #SPAARG #WORLDCUPFINAL
Morally, Spain have to win this. Which means they probably won’t. #SPAARG #WORLDCUPFINAL
Parades should be off too. Maybe he will be in added time. #SPAARG #WORLDCUPFINAL
‘The portions are big in America. But they don’t stay in.’ Could swear the commentator just said that. 👀 💩 #SPAARG #WORLDCUPFINAL
When Trump and Infantino stand near eachother a massive vortex of corruption occurs and the entire stadium will be sucked Into another dimension before our eyes. #SPAARG #WORLDCUPFINAL
Wayne Rooney: ‘I like all them artists but that was CRAP.’ Lol. #SPAARG #WORLDCUPFINAL
