And sometimes you’re butt naked in your kitchen eating coffee cake with your bare hands on a Saturday night at 11pm
Digger is the best movie ever made
Digger is the best movie of the year
Since Control Resonant is out, here are some thoughts i wanted to tweet out while playing (short thread):
life is taking the potato masher out of the dishwasher just to put it back in dirtied again.
big coward baby going into the resident evil movie. 🥺🥺wish me luck 🥺🥺
Control Resonant is proof that bigger is not better. A sequel that misunderstands what made the original so gripping. A tired open-world, middling combat, and a by the book story don't help. But even more disappointing is how it casts aside Jesse. www.polygon.com/control-reso...
Control Resonant Misses the Mark In Nearly Every Way | Review
Remedy's latest is a failed attempt to step outside its comfort zone
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In metroid ravenous, Samus Aran will call the player a good girl
i bought moose tracks ice cream for the house, because willa had never had it before, but she cannot stop calling it “moose knuckle”. she’s not even doing it to be funny!
it’s happening again. today she’s getting a light shave. me and the other cat just stare at each other listening to The Horrors.
Willa had to give the cat a bath suddenly (don’t ask) and all i hear from the bathroom is running water, the most terrified meows, and “yeah, we’re gonna get through this together”.
ask her about the people she believes are lying about their number of laps for the board that measures distance (which ISNT a competition)
If there are five lanes in the pool and three of them are fast lanes are they really fast?
Don't you want the person who points out Nature Girl in the trailer to review the game for you? Hit me up!
Marvel’s Wolverine - Story Trailer www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Z42...
you heard of game difficulty discourse? my wife is trying to start “you should be able to kick people out of the fast lane during the public pool’s morning adult lap swim” discourse
PLS IM CRASHING OUT the fans are people who watch women’s sports in NYC. Teal is our unifying thing! it’s reneging on what the league previously said! i’ll accept the logo and name if i can just get my beautiful color back instead of the worlds most generic shade of blue
The Bloomfield-Rowe household is up in arms over the pretty terrible WPBL names and color changes. Where did New York’s teal go? Now baseball is the odd women’s team out in the city. I liked the color synergy!!!!
you are never going to get me to side against the city of Montreal with their whole “only french writing, signage, and menus” thing. In the growing ‘samification’ of the world, good on them for saying “we don’t care about being annoying, we are keeping our culture and what makes us unique”
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if you think a heat advisory with insane humidity is gonna prevent me from taking a boiling hot shower, you’ve got another thing coming.
I WON! WILLA GOT 18 RIGHT I GOT 19!!!! EVERYONE POINT AND LAUGH!!!
And that’s all folks. Good night. We did it
Where is bobby cannavale’s Tony for the movie blue moon. I know this makes no sense, but it is a fact
this morning at 1AM, I finished Disco Elysium after playing it for the first time. I really enjoyed it, great game! on every possible metric, in every fathomable way, Zero Parades is better.
Truly RIP to a legend. Would go to Cozy Soup n Burger weekly when Zoe was at NYU. See bad shows at Tisch and shit talk them over a plate of cheese fries at just a low enough volume to make sure nobody would hear if we were talking about there show when they walked in (which they often did)
We Shouldn’t Have Taken Cozy Soup ’n’ Burger for Granted
Rising rents and increased costs have claimed another downtown landmark.
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