Kerouac666
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There’s a song about me by The National. You might have heard it, but maybe not.
I’m tellin’ ya’, I can’t see Kate McKinnon or hear Ira Glass now without thinking, “So…you and Bari Weiss, huh?” I know we all have iffy exes, but none of mine are puddle deep culture warrior bloggers who’ve turned beloved journalistic institutions into glorified podcasts.
mtsw@mtsw.bsky.social · 54m ago"Did you say missing from the lab? That's impossible, his cage was locked. Are you trying to tell me that Eli Lake escaped?!"
spacex rocket crashes into the moon while the spacex stock crashes into the earth. beautiful in its symmetry
Tucker Carlson running for pres would be a roundabout acknowledgment of the total failure of Jon Stewart style left leaning, liberal centrist politics.
Gotta be honest, I don't like Jack Antonoff's music, as either producer or performer. I don't like hate him or anything, but when I hear his stuff it just...feels flat to me? It's probs me, tho, since people seem to love his work.
If people still used their job as their last name like Gardner or Smith he’d be Elon CSAMer although Elon Single Greatest Killer of Children in the Early 21st Century would also work anywho how about them SpaceX and Tesla earnings?!
People in this thread seem kinda unaware how publicly intense Chan Marshall’s mental health struggles have always been. Sadly, there for a bit many would go see her live more for the behavior than the show.
kate bush’s husband@airbagged.bsky.social · yesterdayCat Power is antivax
I feel like repubs and conservatives, at least the ones in my life, very much underestimate how much they've let the mask drop and how a good portion of the population will literally never trust or believe them ever again.
I suspect that this "plan" is a desire to get data storage off earth and into a legal grey area regarding jurisdiction. Kind of like a seasteading/law of the sea turned up to 11. It's so inefficient to do that costs/profit feel secondary to whatevs the real intent.
George Pearkes@peark.es · yesterday$SPCX doing a little pre-earnings pump. The designs are very funny, near as I can tell they're planning to put unshielded Vera Rubin racks directly into vacuum. Good luck dumbasses. www.spacex.com/spacexai/sta...
Anyway, Alan Wake II is amazing. It’s like Twin Peaks meets Resident Evil. You can only get it in the Epic store on PC, though. It’s a very unique, wild ride.
Even the piss tank is runnin low now this Hormuz strait stuff has got to stop
ISS Piss Tracker@iss-piss-tracker.bsky.social · 2d agoThe piss tank on the ISS is now 19% full.
I feel like if something happened to Stephen Miller, like god forbid but somehow his kneecaps get broken in an errant crowbar accident, he’d be truly flummoxed that everyone would just stand there and stare at him writhe in agony. Including his wife who’d have to hide a smirk.
When the wildlife rehabiltator says she likes when the baby opposum bites her because that means they're strong enough to fight >>>>
Much like Cosby and Weinstein, Leto no longer making money will really be what leads to his possible undoing. Weinstein in particular was more about people he screwed over jumping at the chance for revenge than any attempt to make things right.
Working in entertainment for so long, I got to see that a lot of people who seek and achieve fame are simply unable to handle the entirety of fame. For every Colbert or Bill Hader, there are dozens of Hills. It's tragic in a Greek sorta way. Hill was a fun guy before he got famous.
Dan of the Year@downwithdan.bsky.social · 2d agoHe will never understand that being "the fat guy from Superbad" is infinitely better than being "the martial arts chud nobody likes"
Lotta soldiers died for my right to watch porn and I’m not going to waste that
Ohhhh this explains why she knew how to make a car fly
𝖢𝖠𝖳 𝖡𝖴𝖳𝖫𝖤𝖱 𝖲𝗋.@catbutlersr.bsky.social · 3d ago#ScienceSundays Max Born (1882–1970), the renowned German theoretical physicist who won the 1954 Nobel Prize in Physics for his foundational contributions to quantum mechanics was the maternal grandfather of Olivia Newton-John (1948–2022), the four-time Grammy-winning singer and actress.
a message you def don't want to integrate into the culture is that if you save millions of lives you will be used as a political scapegoat, called a murderer, and be threatened with prison
Life-pro tips as porn titles should be a genre. If You Check Your Tire Pressure to Make Sure it's at Manufacturer's Suggestion You Will Maximize Gas Mileage and MILFS Will Have Orgies with You
JAV Titles@jav.scd.lol · 3d agoIf You Go To A Sauna On A Weekday When There's Not Many Customers, There's A Pretty Good Chance You Can Have Sex With The Ladies Who Work There
RFK Jr. does that narcissism thing where he lies and knows he's lying and then mocks being offended you don't believe his lies and so starts defending them and in so doing starts to kinda believe them and then gets sincerely upset you don't believe "the truth"
you get hit by another planet and absorb its core and people will STILL shame you about your grav field. Yall don't talk about Jupiter this way
WIRED@wired.com · 3d agoWe like to think of our home as a nice, smooth sphere. But mapping the Earth’s gravitational field provides a different view of the planet.
Host: What friend of Mike Seaver's-... (DING!) Host: RoboCop?
Robocop (1987)@robocop1987.bsky.social · 4d agoBoner.