Kestral Gaian

@kestr.al

✒️ Best-Selling Author & Writer 📚 The Boy From Elsewhere, Tubelines, and More 🥪 Sandwich Lover 📰 PR/Press: @literallypr.bsky.social 🏳️‍🌈 Publisher: @reconnectingrainbo.ws

An experience with the beta of the new and “improved” context-aware, more conversational Siri. Me, whilst driving: “Hey Siri, remind me to call Audi at 9am tomorrow.” Siri: “Sorry, did you say Aldi or Audi?” M: “Audi.” 1/3

Attempting to actually build something using bricks and mortar and like, a tape measure and maybe some wood and like, wow I am in no way qualified for this but I've got the audacity to try and that's what counts.

There is nothing better in this world, NOTHING better, than seeing your friends growing and thriving and serving absolute cunt as they do.

So excited to (finally!) be able to share that I’m a featured author at this year’s Young Adult Literature Convention (#YALC)! yalc.co.uk/guest/kestra... On Sunday 1st November I’ll be on a panel talking about world-building in storytelling, and will be signing books right after. Can’t wait!

Breakfast at Teabay (1961) is a seminal film about a not-so-young nerd who becomes interested in breakfast whilst traveling home from #EMFCamp up the M6. Scored 0/10 on Rotten Tomatoes as the food is all quite fresh and lovely.

Oh no, I feel a blog post coming on. I should lie down and breathe into a brown paper bag until these feelings go away, shouldn't I?

As many of us begin the journey home from #EMFCamp, full of hope and learning and love, timelines across the fediverse begin to return to normal. I shall leave you with one final thought for now. Three words I saw this weekend and will never, ever unsee. “Karl Marx Labubu”

The game has come to an end! You befriended the seven NFC ducks nearly 2,500 times during #EMFCamp. And with over 400 total players, here are the top five: 1. obsidian: 27 points 2. Oak Kitten: 26 points 3. kookie: 26 points 4. 🌱 Kvist: 24 points 5. Sam: 23 points

I have officially finished GooseVenture and have handed the files over to the #EMFCamp arcade team. In this text-based adventure game you play as Name Namesley, a low-level employee at SoftBank, as they go on a quest to work out why the company's eggs aren't multiplying. Enioy!

An ASCII art depiction of a person wearing a hat. Next to it is the text "Name Namesley in GooseVenture, a game of skill, logic, and goose value."

My 74-year-old cousin just popped in for a coffee and didn't say anything racist, homophobic, or transphobic the entire time. When people say "it's just an age thing" remember that it isn't really just an age thing.

I knew I'd love my new local hair salon the minute I walked in and they were headbanging to My Chemical Romance whilst waiting for dye to develop. And then a delivery person arrived with pizza for everyone. And then they asked what my pronouns were.

“How long does it take to write a book? If I use AI, it’ll take me half the time.” What are you measuring? The hours typing? The years spent thinking? The life you had to live before the story could exist? Everyone can make art. But it's SO much more than just the time you're putting pen to paper.