I think my favorite Bible verse is when Jesus called Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John fake news when he didn't like what they wrote about him.

I think my favorite Bible verse is the one where Jesus heavily pushes AI data centers while bragging about how strong, smart, and high-IQ he is.

I think my favorite Bible verse is the one where Jesus lunged at a female reporter for asking him a simple question about his proposed $1.35 trillion bribe.

I think my favorite Bible verse is the one where Jesus offered people $5,000 if they accept him as their Lord and Savior.

I think my favorite Bible verse is the one where Jesus incessantly trashes credible journalists on Christ Social because his approval rating is at an all-time low.

I think my favorite Bible verse is the one where Jesus called people backwards and poor for not wanting to destroy the planet with data centers.

God, you took the wrong 80 year old.

Seeing AI slop commercials on TV feels so dystopian.

I think my favorite Bible verse is the one where Jesus made it a felony for homeless people to sleep in public places.

I think my favorite Bible verse is the one where Jesus instructed his followers to spend most of their time online complaining about the genitalia of 1% of the population.

I think my favorite Bible verse is the one where Karoline Magdalene left the Jesus administration after he left her vulnerable to enemy attack atop his donkey, Ass Force One.

I think my favorite Bible verse is the one where Jesus flipped tables because Coca-Cola wouldn't let them put his name on a can.

I think my favorite Bible verse is the one where Jesus falls asleep during the Last Supper while Judas Kennedy Jr. rambles on about stuff he has no clue about.

Christian and overall annoying person Litney Wynn stood up to share the gospel on her most recent flight, only to notice that no one had their phones out to record. She sadly sat back down because it was never about Jesus.

If there is a god and a heaven, I think it’s more likely that kind people get in. I have to believe that if there is a creator, they would reward being a good person, not mindless worship and being a piece of human shit.

I think my favorite Bible verse is the one where Jesus tells his disciples to board airplanes and proselytize to captive audiences against their will.

I think my favorite Bible verse is the one where Jesus hosted a UFC fight on the Mount right after his sermon.

NaNoCon time!

I think my favorite Bible verse is the one where Jesus instructs his disciples to put a cross emoji in their Instagram bio while berating trans people online.

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam or Alice In Chains.

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Seth M. Fisher@mgoseth.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam or Alice In Chains.

I think my favorite Bible verse is the one where Jesus said “Blessed are the ones who cut funding for cancer research.”

Randy: “You have TDS!” Randy’s vehicle:

I think my favorite Bible verse is the one where Jesus said he can a salt beautiful women because he’s famous.

I think my favorite Bible verse is where Jesus tells his followers to love thy neighbor as thyself as long as said neighbor was born within these borders.

I always get a chuckle when a white boomer in the Western Hemisphere claims to know exactly what the creator of everything wants, based on what he allegedly said to illiterate goat herders in West Asia thousands of years ago.

Sorry, but The Odyssey was just not realistic enough for me to enjoy it. They should have thrown some more believable stuff in there like feeding thousands of people with a handful of bread and fish.

I think my favorite Bible verse is the one where the disciples praise Jesus for not taking a salary, but then Jesus increases his net worth by $2 billion during his term as savior.

"We need this country to return to common sense." - guy who speaks in tongues and thinks that women were created from man's rib

People leave Christianity for many reasons. They see the hypocrisy of it all. They realize they don’t need organized religion to believe in a higher power. Or they’re like me and realize there’s just no good reason to believe that any gods exist.