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@kevinnelson84.bsky.social
Laid off Tech Publicist looking for the next big thing. Pretty good with words (but words won't save your life)
Me, doing my best "I'm Mulder and I'm in 'X-Files: I Want to Believe' and I'M BACK!"
This might be redundant... but this is the fucking ugliest Cybertruck ever...
It's that time of year again!!! EGGNOG IN JULY!!!!!
Since I'm new on the dating scene, decided to try using Tinder. One of the women's photos is from within a prison. Like... in the garb and with the bars behind. I think I might have identified a 🚩🚩🚩
So, I did that thing today where you switch your Facebook status from In a Relationship to Single. Something I haven't done in 20 years (dating back to when people used Facebook)
With Ken Paxton and 15 homes... how is that even logistically possible? I'm not talking about the money aspect, but the where do you keep all your stuff aspect. I can spend like a half hour trying to track down something in 1200 square feet.. can't comprehend finding a swinsuit amongst 15 houses
Jimothy, Jimothy, Toe was looking at you Jimothy, Jimothy, God whad did we do??? www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXn0...
THE BUOYS "Timothy" HQ
YouTube video by Larry Hinze
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Looking for pillows on Amazon, and $41,000+ IS the upper limit of what I'm looking to pay.
Just saw a commercial selling 50 cents for $10 (plus shipping)
I really didn't appreciate the moment in The Invite where Penelope Cruz turned to screen and said "Here's why your relationship didn't work." She knew full well my 20 year relationship ended 2 days before I saw the movie.
This person definitely does not live in a dorm and that's also most likely not her hand...
Hi, it's me. The guy that cried at the end of The Invite.
Finally beat Ascension 10 with Ironclad in #SlayTheSpire2. A couple Regent runs remain and then I'll have all A10 on all characters
While everyone is using today to celebrate #ConAirDay, I IMPLORE you to please refer to that film as "Two-time Oscar nominee Con Air!"
People freaking out about the World Cup expanding to 64 teams should stop freaking out. Because this is the only way my 11th grade soccer team that got 5th in our division and technically won the 2003 state tournament, can get involved in the Cup.
I read the Lindsey Graham news as I was coming out of Evil Dead Burn. I mean, I'm not gonna join him, but there's no proof he's actually dead
I picked up Stories about 6 years ago from a Little Free Library I've occasionally jumped into random bits of it, but when the shit about Gaiman came to light, it went to the bottom of my book pile. Soooo... what do I do with this book? Nobody makes money from me reading it... but Gaiman is icky.
IMDb trivia making me feel like a dope for not picking up on the apparently obvious parody in Gail Daughtry and the Celebrity Sex Pass
TIL that ring on the front of a KitchenAid Mixer isn't for style, it's just a gigantic grease trap (before and after)
Had to set an alert to pull any mentions of "Fete De Marquette" alongside a client mention. To cover my bases, I added "Feet Day" into my string, which I HOPE doesn't result in any weird pulls.
If anyone is wondering if The Rock raps over the end credits of #Moana, the answer is yes.
Me: Alexa, play Bitches Ain't Shit Alexa: Playing (BLEEP) Ain't (BLEEP) on Spotify. Me: Alexa, what do those bleeped words rhyme with? Alexa: Bitches rhymes with britches, itches, witches and other itches words. Shit rhymes with hit, bit, sit and other it words.
Wow! Mitch McConnell just showed up to our Harold team! He would have been really good at it, but he kept wanting to tell true story monologues. We kept trying to tell him (in character) that this was more of an Armando, but he wouldn't listen, kept telling stories about the Pearly Gates.
Everyone. Meet in the Sandlot. Tonight. After dark.
Make sure to stay for the post credits scene in Young Washington! Spoiler Alert! It features Young Washington (now old) having time traveled to present day. He goes to the Trump Inauguration (not sure if first or second) and it ends with him smiling and placing his hand over his heart.
I just realized that Nikki never paid back Sarah the $20 in Obsession, which... rude!