Here at Wembley it is now raining, everyone is just relieved Lio Rush got to wrestle before it started #AEW #ALLIN 🤼

Remember fellas: 21 times a month to reduce prostate cancer risk Or like me 421 times a month and you remove the prostate altogether. Problem solved 🦾🍆

Fire that broke out near Wembley was believed to have been caused by worries Thekla won't be showing up

More outrage towards Rockstar as they announce Mitch McConnell will only be available as a digital download

Everyone is praising the first episode of Lanterns but having FINALLY watched it, I'm sorry but you're all VERY VERY WRONG Simply put: Too long Too rushed CGI is dated Sorry Ryan Reynolds, you do your best but this is one TV critic who won't be watching episode 2!!

MapQuest@mapquest.com · 4w ago

We're not changing the name of Lake Ontario. Name it whatever you want at your leisure: https://gulfof.mapquest.com/lakeontario (tag us so we can see your work 🙂)

I'm hearing that before renaming Lake Ontario, Donald Trump wrote Lake America on the entire map, the resolute desk, the floor, the toolbox of a plumber working overtime in the busted toilet and his chicken mcnuggets while searching for Canada on the map

Also another update @melcolemanart.bsky.social wouldn't let me pay her for her awesome art so I adopted an orangutan instead Felix is doing great! He avoids wrestling bigger orangutans He'd be brilliant in the X Division!! ❤️ 🤼

Kevin Ryan@kevryanperson.bsky.social · last mo.

UPDATE: We still have it and I am STILL engaged!! #AEW #ThankYouDon

Pickles are the devil's sausages 🙁

Women need to start asking bears how often they think about the Roman Empire

Jesus I almost combusted with rage 🤼

Not to brag but my second time doing standup and I hit my 5 minutes timeslot to the second with material and then exiting the stage 😎 Think there were laughs too!

I think Henley shirts are my thing Also, my standup looks like I'm telling the audience if they try to heckle I'll fucking kill them

Transphobes are uniformly trash and we don't need to pretend otherwise. It isn't complicated.

You've been murdered. Who do you want on the case? @soozuk.bsky.social you can drink cocktails while solving this mystery! I'll also get myself murdered in February so it won't interfere with Edinburgh Fringe work!

Tippi Hedren Collider@linanneblack.bsky.social · 2mo ago

You've been murdered. Who do you want on the case?

Andrew Tate is claiming inhumane treatment after being provided Enoch Burke as his legal representative

I know it’s Superman, but the guy shouting, “It’s a bird!” doesn’t There’s a burning building full of people and he’s having the time of his life. That birdwatching freak is my first suspect

So far it's got Odysseus wearing ear plugs while his ship goes down and then being fed some pringles

The Guardian@theguardian.com · 2mo ago

Elon Musk says Grok Imagine will make ‘historically accurate’ AI adaptation of Homer’s Odyssey

Penny-wise posting on Bluesky "Is IT just me or?"

So The Avengers next face off against the Democratic Republic of the Doom?

I miss when gooning was only for hard men, being paid by mobsters to do their dirty work

So Neil Blomkamp would be happy for everyone to take his work and push it through AI to throw out a bastardised version of his work. Cool.

I guess he's fuckable? 🤔

There's a serious problem with people plagiarizing AI artists work by time travelling to the past, having talent and skill and actually creating art

The only HOT TAKE the internet can't handle 🤼

18.12.2026 is Doomsday It is also Stone Cold Steve Austin's birthday so there's a spoiler for how Doctor Doom is defeated

Stone Cold Stuns Austin Theory at WrestleMania

Alt: Stone Cold Stuns Austin Theory at WrestleMania

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Just waiting for confirmation from Trump that it was a second yellow for Enzo

What are you doing instead of watching the half time silliness?

A lot of credible people are saying Count Binface arrested Andrew and Tristan Tate

I can use this!

Diane M. Johnson@caseyadamsstark.bsky.social · 2mo ago

I have to finish writing my own book, lol. But here’s a blurb. “Kev Ryan’s masterful and comedic take on Orcs as good guys is a great read for fans of Pratchett…and Tolkien, I guess. Yeah, for Tolkien fans too. Or Peter Jackson fans. He’s a right good director, isn’t he? What was I saying?”