Matthew :)

@keyspaired.bsky.social

he/him Newcastle

Sainsbury's have started selling "witches brew cookies" which is literally just your bog standard smarties cookie with green dye in the dough and I really have to commend them on how low effort that is

thinking about when I took my mam to see jinkx in oh Mary and as we were walking back through covent garden afterwards she asked me 'so does it have a big gay following then'