I'm a bit of a coward but part of me would like to go to one of those haunted houses where people get throttled and shit just cuz
This Crystal Lake show is something else man. We finally know that the reason Jason is so strong is because he has to carry his big ass freakish head
Spent two minutes on Threads and I'm thinking about posting shit like "being tall is kind of problematic?" and "it's actually okay to take my AI Girlfriend to the movies"
What about You Can Shmi Everything and it's about Shmi Skywalker. What about that.
When the SOV horror movie has acting that's sort of decent <<<<
Paused an Upsetters song to listen to the 96 Quite Bitter Beings riff #imsorry
Despite how you feel about Mass Effect you at least have to give it to EA for killing it entirely instead of selling it to Larian or some Zenimax studio
Local comic book shop is doing a midnight release event for the Star Trek MTG decks. I didn't know shit was that serious
Accidentally recreating this album cover walking home from the grocery store
If Smashing Pumpkins made Today in 2026 it would be called Today (in 2026)
If Bob Dylan made Knockin On Heaven's Door in 2026 it would be called Using The Doorbell on Heaven's Ring Camera
If The Clash made London Calling in 2026 it would be called London DM'ing
Cappadonna best Wu-Tang affiliate just for the lyric "make the club moist"
I did not like the Frighteners but I have to give it to Peter Jackson for being the first director to comprehend what a sick looking freak Jake Busey is and making him the main killer
When the letterboxd review is irreverent yet insightful
This dork from Society looks like a composite of every leftist academic on twitter
Brad Dourif coming out of retirement for the Daily Wire movie, why God why
It's sort of a blessing in disguise that Needful Things never got adapted for that (very decent) Castle Rock show because whoever they would have cast for Leland Gaunt couldn't live up to Max Von Sydow in the movie
Lol
Jason Schreier@jasonschreier.bsky.social · 2w agoNEW: Epic Games has delayed its upcoming (not yet announced) Star Wars + Marvel shooter as it pivots to complete AI game development. "No more hand-written code," a director told staff. All art "generated with full AI workflows." Full scoop: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Okay I think I was wrong about Metal Gear Solid 5. Pretty great so far
Next time I go to the barber I'm asking for the Javier Marías