Khao Mortadios

@khaomortadios.bsky.social

Game Developer, part of the indie team Astrobard Games. Working on The Amazing Crackpots Club, and Generic Fighter Maybe.

“try water fox or ice weasel” try chill penguin. install flame mammoth. you just download bubble crab. literally just use boomer kuwanger. sting chameleon has a search bar, use it to find toxic seahorse.

Michaela Joffe@joffeorama.bsky.social · 9mo ago

I asked what I should use instead of firefox and someone said “floorp” and I legitimately thought it was a bit for like five minutes. tech has gone beyond making the torment nexus real to making poob real.

A lot of video-game publishers spend hundreds of millions of dollars chasing after "realistic graphics" and "massive open-worlds" when what players really want is just a shitload of weird little guys