Jimmy

@khhs.bsky.social

I do stuff with code, and it's occasionally cool stuff as well. But, most of the time it just makes me look stupid and incompetent.

got a hammer in my left hand and a sickle in my right because i was out farming and the tractor broke down. some guy saw it and tried hurting me, thinking i was a communist. reported that guy to my comrades so he should be off to the gulag soon enough.

There's two kinds of people in this world: Those who'd prefer to eat sand over dirt and those who'd take the dirt any day. I don't judge, so long as you choose the right option.

2000 years of human history wasted because some dumb fuck decided to make the day 24 hours. If we instead made each day like 2000 years long we'd be able to do a lot more with our time on this planet since we'd live for more years (more hours per day, same days per year, same years per life)

It's interesting how the older children prefer to skin their peers before boiling, whilst younger children just boil-in-bag... More information to be published as my experiment comes to an end.

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