kelly

@kickinson.bsky.social

social & newsletters for the baffler magazine; freelance simp to a 9lb tabby named bugbear

at the Black Country New Road show in Central Park. 5’9 boyfriend season in full swing. every liberal arts college east of the mississip is sending their best.

sometimes when i’m feeling disempowered i imagine it’s 2004 and i’m a 32 year old mother of two boys and i’m driving their dumb asses to little league and i hear Black Horse and a Cherry Tree for the first time

been back on the apps and every day i am super-liked by jacked normie finance dog dads and cops who live 150 miles away, which refutes all the propaganda i grew up hearing. conservative men don’t want a 22yo trad wife. they want a frail, perimenopausal cat lady who works in media

yeah haha what kind of lunatic arranges her vacation around touring waste infrastructure. what kind of psycho looks at birds while going through the trash. what kind of crazy person has the dump starred on google maps… www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

Hantavirus cruise ship outbreak ‘possibly caused by couple’s birdwatching trip’

Eight suspected cases of hantavirus have been linked to the boat, which sailed from southern Argentina

independent.co.uk