To the scout who recommended this:

Arseblog News@arseblog.news · 4h ago

Report: Arsenal interested in Spurs captain Romero

Going to be sweeter when we spank Real Madrid again this coming CL season.

Fabrizio Romano (MIRROR)@fabrizioromano.yopro20.com · 8h ago

🚨⚪️ BREAKING: Vinicius Jr has SIGNED new contract at Real Madrid until June 2032! SIX years contract, confirmed. 💣🇧🇷

Good luck, Uncle Norgaard. Will always remember your flick to assist Kai. ❤️

Arseblog News@arseblog.news · yesterday

Confirmed: Everton sign Christian Norgaard

Finally settled on some nasi uduk with orek tempe (stirfried tempeh), bihun (stirfried vermicelli), and telor balado (egg in sambal). Not shown is an extra fried tempeh and prawn crackers!

Decided to bail from the match to find food. I am seriously hungry.

It's 3.30am and I am FAMISHED.

Man, these academy kids are fearless. I know it's just a friendly, but loving the attitude.

Oohh that's gotta hurt bad there for Copley.

Let's go Gabi Gabi Gabi!

It's still preseason, don't really mind whatever happens tonight.

Illan increasingly finding out he'll soon be 2nd choice.

Does Kepa have weights on his boots? 😂

Set piece again ole ole~

Raya collected that 😂

Well this sucks ass. My PL subscription apparently shows Arsenal' pre-season games, but because I've paused the subscription until the actual season starts, I won't be able to watch on it. 😩

Wtf when did he die!? I only know him from Falling Slowly, but that song has accompanied me in so many sad nights. Rest in peace.

Rolling Stone@rollingstone.com · 2d ago

Both Bono and Eddie Vedder performed at Glen Hansard’s funeral. Watch ↓

No wonder I've been feeling a bit uneasy these past few days. Today is the 1 year anniversary of my Dad's passing. Miss you tons, Dad. ❤️

Bruno(rthLondonForever) Guimaraes. It's in his name, it's his destiny.

David Ornstein@david-ornstein.bsky.social · 2d ago

🚨 Arsenal nearing total agreement with Newcastle United to sign Bruno Guimaraes. Desire among all parties to bring situation to close + deal now on course for completion; 28yo awaiting #NUFC permission to undergo medical & seal #AFC switch 🚨 @theathleticfc.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/athletic/743...

Arsenal fans right now

Gunners Subreddit@rgunners.bsky.social · 4d ago

Micheal Yormark, President of Roc Nation I.e Vinicius’ representatives, just posted this on his Instagram story…… https://redd.it/1ve7izw

Man like Riccy Calafiori! A day in the life content is ten-ten. 😍 The forfeit for losing pool keepy-uppies has absolutely sent me. 🤣

Jr sounds like a paper shredder experiencing puberty.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 5d ago

RFK Jr yelling at Dana Bash sounds like a rabid dog barking

I'm absolutely positive that Emily here rolled consecutive nat 1s at like the first encounter, got murked, was told that it's permadeath so the character she worked days couldn't be revived, got angry, friends asked if she wants to play scrabble instead, got even angrier, and wrote this instead.

I know for a fact that my gf and I will not be great food vloggers. Everytime food comes to the table, we instantly inhale it. Just now, we're at this nice Mediterranean/Middle-Eastern restaurant, ordered like six dishes, not a single photo was taken 😂

BREAKING: Vinicius took a call on another phone with North London Forever as its ringtone.

Gunners Subreddit@rgunners.bsky.social · 5d ago

Vinicius liked Gabby's instagram post. https://redd.it/1vd49gk

Love that for Jesus. Still got his scoring boots.

Went to the bathroom and missed those two goals. What a finish by Max!

More than Vini Jr, I think The Arsenal should also consider signing a couple more servers.

Joint top with Tzolis of course.

Kidd The Billy@kiddthebilly.bsky.social · 5d ago

That's it. King Kai with the Golden Boot this season. I've seen enough.

That's it. King Kai with the Golden Boot this season. I've seen enough.