@kidswritejokes.bsky.social
These are genuine joke attempts by children. Originally Bad Kids' Jokes on Tumblr. DMs open for submissions. Get the book đź“™: http://tinyurl.com/kwjbook
Knock knock Who’s there Interrupting chair Interrupting chair wh- CHAAAIIIR
three babies are playing and one says: im a boy because i have red shoes Other: Ima girl because i have pink shoes And other:I don’t know ,because im not wearing any shoes
why did the man eat wee it was the end of the end of the world but not now
Knock knock who's there? nobody... They had to go to a meeting.
What do you call a unicorn who has a job in a cheese restaurant? Cheese.
did you know that if you stare at number 3 for ages it looks like a butt
what is the capital letter of Italy? I is the capital letter of Italy