Kieran Mahon
@kieranmahon.bsky.social
Bexhill Resident. Youth football coach and provider of defensive batting, slow medium bowling & electronic music. #COYP #NSNO Don’t have a cow, man.
Remember that time Toblerones went wrong? But then they were alright again. Did I imagine that?
If a review ends up with the 3rd umpire guessing then don’t have a 3rd umpire. FFS. I know none of you watch The Hundred.
Yes they were undercooked going into the test, and I’m sure this will trigger overdue changes, but for now, Australia: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Imagine all the absolute cunts in the world and the media chose to hound an academic - who, frankly 8/10 people probably hadn’t even heard of - to death.
I don’t think my phone should make urgent siren noises for public service info. It’s a bit fucking mental, tbh. Just whack it in the advert breaks like when I was a kid.
Cheers for that, I was just about to head over to the heath with my flamethrower.
That fella running the last bit of the 1500 metres has cracked me up.
Got a power cut here, for some more good old 70s vibes.
Think we needed a little bit of cloud here to help as a filter.
Judging by others, I really don’t know how to use my phone camera.
Would anyone like to see my shit eclipse photos? No? Sound.
Given how much arm is on display, Why do so few AFL players appear to have tattoos? That question to no one in particular.
It’s a summer sport. CHECK YOU’LL HAVE PLAYERS DURING THE SUMMER.
Don’t set up a team if you can’t get players during August and have to concede games - fucking up other players from other clubs weekends. You twats. This is a general notice to two-bob cricket clubs. Thank you.
I’m of the opinion that Scratch Bastid’s Star Wars routine is in the top ten things that has ever happened. I’ve taken a drink. I don’t care.
I went cinema TWICE today, like some kind of high flyer. Anyway. Spiderman seemed like it was longer than Odyssey and I didn’t give a shite about either of them. That’s all for CINEMA REVIEW today.
It’s quaint how a cheating amateur cricketer can become worldwide news and have his life destroyed. Can’t wait for the first round of non-League football.
The footage of 50 over games being played to good crowds at lovely grounds is both heartening and bittersweet.
Is this the bit now in cricket where they run “The Hundred” and 50 over at the same time and the latter is reduced to a B team fest with no coverage? Yes. Yes, it is.
Any hope/integrity dies the moment you go into a private meeting with a monarch who makes it clear who you work for.
I shan’t cheer Spain. I sat through their match with Portugal.