I put this here for two reasons. the first is self explanatory but the second: in the days that followed he maintained despite it
I don’t want to brag but I’ve driven at least 30 buses of transgendered illegal immigrant childless cat ladies to the polls in philly today
we got everything here on bsky, we got politics, we got kink, we got kink politics
Asawin Suebsaeng@swin24.bsky.social · 2y agoUnfortunately, can’t tip my hand on any reporting I got going but… 😬
hell yes I outsourced my gotv ops to one of the nine guys on earth still playing diablo 4
Drew Harwell@drewharwell.com · 2y agoBrings me no joy to report Elon Musk is gaming right now in this X Spaces discussing the election x.com/i/spaces/1Ow.... You can hear him tapping and clicking his keyboard. Someone said with a laugh, "Elon, you gaming it up?" He responded, "Yeah, just some background activity."
and now for my grand finale, morphing from a guy who’s told you all to calm the fuck down for months into a guy screaming at leaves skittering across the sidewalk and shredding his fingernails on the windowsil- nah I’m kidding you should feel good and believe in people even when you don’t want to
I’m a big proponent of not living in a bubble but showing up from twitter with bad vibes is like checking in from a bar named FOOD POISONING and then reporting explosive gut problems
if you filmed this for a football movie people would get up and walk out of the theater groaning
hello I am watching saquon barkley spring ass backwards over a grown man for the nine hundredth time and just as an aside how great is it that he was in the exquisite kelly greens for this generational highlight
not trying to start fights and I certainly understand the anxiety but can anyone name one tangible thing trump did to actually address any one of his known electoral problems among many key blocs or is this all paperback writer well-what-if-he-did-secret-magic-or-something nerves
Outside of India I cannot think of a worse place to try this than Philadelphia. It's the only US city I've seen with legit Delhi vibes- if you give someone an excuse to fight you they are legit excited like it's their birthday
Ryan J. Reilly “paints a vivid and urgent portrait of… disarray”@ryanjreilly.com · 2y agoProud Boys claim they'll be at polling places as Trump ups violent rhetoric and election fraud claims www.nbcnews.com/politics/202...
the social impact of channel 12 defies measurement
Coach Finstock@coachfinstock.bsky.social · 2y agoHere's Philly rap legend Freeway canvassing with LeVar Burton singing the Reading Rainbow theme. You can see how much it touched Burton. National media loves to hate Philly because of the Eagles fans from the Northeast, but fuck all that noise Philly is the best.
not married to this theory but am engaged to it: tucker saying shit like “nobody knows when we discovered nuclear fusion” is what you say privately when you’re like 19 around friends while high or drunk & if you never had that experience it feels profound but now you’re a grownup so it’s just insane
I have decided to fact check indiana jones endorsing harris, checkmate libs
on kelce spiking that nerd’s phone yesterday. I think the nerd is very lucky that’s all he got out of it, because I’d have supported kelce if he’d cleaned his clock. I’m glad he didn’t but I’d have said “fair enough”. that aside, kelce is wayyyy too overexposed to not have security & handlers now
if the eagles blow this you have to fire him. you have to. the guy took at least six points off the board with his lobster brain
nick sirianni coaching his way out of a 22 point lead against the coach who got fired to give him the job and who is about to be fired in his current job is really some unspeakable new level of incompetence
there is video of dak prescott saying “we fucking suck” on the sideline of today’s loss and I love that so much for jerry jones
I do not know how I’ve been watching this guy with my jaw on the floor for nearly ten years and he still has entirely new levels of what the hell am I seeing left
CJ Fogler@cjzero.bsky.social · 2y agoSaquon Barkley did a reverse hurdle and jumped over a guy backwards 😳
they want to do the deplorables thing again so bad but going around calling yourself garbage when you just alienated an entire key voter bloc by calling them garbage seems like a poor strategy
can I say something without everyone getting mad at me
Dave Levitan@davelevitan.bsky.social · 2y agoAside from all the other horrible shit Epstein calls Trump functionally illiterate and says he has no friends
the vibes are they’re gonna wish that guy didn’t miss and I think it’s nice to finally all agree on something
really not owning myself as much as I hoped on this one
kilgore trout@kilgoretrout.bsky.social · 2y agooh no
