rocma beat my ass and told all the stores to not sell me cigarettes ๐
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โ ๐ทe likes to get on top of others And punch the shit out of them
// they must really be cool and epic and super awesome and totally out to get green haired muses idk they didnt say
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ค๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐.@holyanoley.bsky.social ยท 3w ago// there's a mysterious cool person in my notifications I dunno who this is but they're so cool
ive fucked up a blue whale you are nothing .
๐๐๐ ๐๐@kryptthekangahog.bsky.social ยท 12mo ago'M 8'10" n' legally classify as a vehicle :D
all these hedgehogs and small critters are easily a meal but im being very demure today and only eating cigarettes butts .
who are you people and why are you liking that response .
damn sharty didnt know you was chill like that , you cool as fuck nvm .
your sarcasm is terrible get a different day job ! ๐ฌ
clearly the one who cant see has to jump first . how do you miss the spots . how do you miss the fin . how do you miss the FAT ASS tail .
a comfortable hood he has on her , not too tight but not loose to the point sheโd feel unstable . looking around a bit , trying to find a parent ? โ no ? he can handle this . and by that , he can start resuming his stroll around , carrying the toddler like a prized accessory .
Froggy@lilypadhopping.bsky.social ยท 12mo agoresting her head on his shoulder and sticking her hand in her mouth to chew on. froggy made a little yawn noise and curled up more in his arms. like she might fall asleep at any moment. she had her seagull plush clutched in her arms too.
hey do me a favor and ๐ฌ do me a favor and ๐ฌ ๐ฌ do me a favor and
furrowing brows show the orcas moment of confusion , but he has experience with kids - having a niece as well as a baby seal he frequently watches . kneeling down to make it easier on his back , scooping the froggy toddler into his arms . straightening back up seconds after .
Froggy@lilypadhopping.bsky.social ยท 12mo agothe froggy toddler tilts her head, slowly approaching the orca and putting her arms up. tiny webbed hands make grabby gestures.
ive decided ( due to you calling orcas swag ) that i will not eat you !
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๊ฉ๐ซ๐ผCA๐ฟ โ@hbscusunrse.bsky.social ยท 12mo agoโ โ โ โ โ anโ orca ? that'sโ like ใ โ โ totesโ radical ใ man ! I โ โ loveโ thoseโ things .โ they're โ โ soโ swag โ
staring down at her with them big ole eyes . silently trying to connect the dots as to why an obvious child is in front of him .
Froggy@lilypadhopping.bsky.social ยท 12mo ago@killer-stroll.bsky.social staring up at him with them big ole eyes. . . . tilting her head.
we can chalk it up to * natural instinct ! an orca gotta orca , am i right ? ha ha ^^ . on a scale of 1 - 10 , 10 being โ very tasty โ go ahead and describe yourself !
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๊ฉ๐ซ๐ผCA๐ฟ โ@hbscusunrse.bsky.social ยท 12mo agoโ โ โ โ โ ykโ what ใ bro ? โ โ that'sโ aโ winโ win ! :D โ
i mean this from the bottom of my heart, i knew i would love you from the very start.
so true ! ha ha ^^ wow i like you , now i feel * slightly less aggressive and more neutral !
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๊ฉ๐ซ๐ผCA๐ฟ โ@hbscusunrse.bsky.social ยท 12mo agoโ โ โ โ โ ohโ okay .โ just .... โ โ lemmeโ napโ first .โ โ can't โ โ lookโ myโ bestโ whenโ I'm โ โ tiredโ โ โ ๐ช๐ช๐ช โ
actually its not โ killer whale โ but rather โ whale killer โ as the translation was originally misread , as is things occasionally .