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Kilowog-core

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A fan account for the last survivor of Bolovax Vik. Canonical Communist. Chuck Dixon thinks I'm Tom Taylor. Making comic edits, memes, and leftist propaganda! Support the community, join the Discord, and find my other projects at linktr.ee/kilowogcore

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Kilowog-core@kilowogcore.bsky.social · 7d ago

Today's been a good day for bigots saying a thing and then me just having link after link after link to rapid fire reply with. "There's no medical study that shows trans athletes don't have advantages over cis women!" Oh ho ho, allow me to introduce you to literally the first page of a net search.

Kilowog-core@kilowogcore.bsky.social · 2w ago

*Luke Skywalker, brooding in the burned out Lars Homestead* "My aunt and uncle, the only parents I've ever known, are dead. I must become a symbol to strike fear in the heart of the Empire. But what?" *Obi Wan Kenobi crashes through the window.* "Yes! I shall become... A JEDI!" (Jediman Begins)

Kilowog-core@kilowogcore.bsky.social · 2w ago

Pointing out that we actually have to organize locally to fix anything makes a lot of useless, fragile men so very, very angry. What do you mean I have to do more than just smugly not vote?

Kilowog-core@kilowogcore.bsky.social · 3w ago

Art sampled from "Gotham City Sirens" Vol. 2 #4 by Leah Wiliams, Daniel Hillyard, Ted Brandt, Ro Stein, Marissa Louise, Triona Farrell, Hassan Otsmane-Elhaou, Jessica Berbey, Arianna Turturro, and Rob Levin. Edits: Dialogue.

Five comic book panels. In the first two Punchline is yelling at a hiding Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn. She rants that they call everyone they don't like a fascist, and insists that only nazis, liberals, antifascists, and communists are fascists. She rants that communists confiscated her grandfather's pony farm and freed his exploited employees. She finishes with a series of insults, followed by "What do you say to that??" Ivy and Harley look at each other, disgusted. Then Harley says, "[Censored] offf, fascist!" Ivy shouts, "You don't have to make a speech, you can just say you're a neo-nazi and save time!" A watermark reads "Official Kilomin Fake. It's an Edit Poozer!"
Kilowog-core@kilowogcore.bsky.social · last mo.

A short time-lapse of the editin' process fer my "Super-Help" meme. Superheroes and Honor Guard at my linktree get a longer, narrated BTS video where I go inta my editin' techniques, includin' how I touch up a scan of a yellowed silver age page! (1/2)

Kilowog-core@kilowogcore.bsky.social · last mo.

Batman 127 was re-released in facsimile form this week, which gave me a reason ta read it, an' boy is it a doozy a' Silver Age fun! But seriously, why'd they just let a super-powered Alfred blunder around? Why didn't they train him? What's yer favorite classic Batman story an' why? 1/3

In comic book panels a man dressed in a full-body eagle costume appears in the Batcave. He says, "Forgive the intrusion, but I am The Eagle, a new superhero, and I seek to join you! I have super-powers, but I must train to use them well and wisely!" Batman says, "Of course! But why come to us?" The Eagle removes his mask to reveal Alfred Pennyworth and says, "Because it's me! Butler Alfred!" Batman says, "Alfred? My very own loyal servant? But you never had superpowers before! How is this possible? Tell me!" Alfred says he got powers by standing outside a nuclear reactor. In the final panel Bruce Wayne and Dick Grayson sit at a table while Alfred carries away empty plates. Dick whispers, "We're not going to let him be a superhero are we? I mean, he's the help!" Bruce whispers, "Of course not, chum! We'll train him wrong then gaslight him! Class solidarity!" A watermark reads, "Official Kilomin Fake. It's an edit, poozer."
Kilowog-core@kilowogcore.bsky.social · last mo.

Batman 127 was re-released in facsimile form this week, which gave me a reason ta read it, an' boy is it a doozy a' Silver Age fun! But seriously, why'd they just let a super-powered Alfred blunder around? Why didn't they train him? What's yer favorite classic Batman story an' why? 1/3

In comic book panels a man dressed in a full-body eagle costume appears in the Batcave. He says, "Forgive the intrusion, but I am The Eagle, a new superhero, and I seek to join you! I have super-powers, but I must train to use them well and wisely!" Batman says, "Of course! But why come to us?" The Eagle removes his mask to reveal Alfred Pennyworth and says, "Because it's me! Butler Alfred!" Batman says, "Alfred? My very own loyal servant? But you never had superpowers before! How is this possible? Tell me!" Alfred says he got powers by standing outside a nuclear reactor. In the final panel Bruce Wayne and Dick Grayson sit at a table while Alfred carries away empty plates. Dick whispers, "We're not going to let him be a superhero are we? I mean, he's the help!" Bruce whispers, "Of course not, chum! We'll train him wrong then gaslight him! Class solidarity!" A watermark reads, "Official Kilomin Fake. It's an edit, poozer."
Kilowog-core@kilowogcore.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Light yer rings up, poozers, it's time fer Kilomin Considers Comics! This is somethin' I've been thinkin' about doin' for a while. Putting out my thoughts on recent comics. But ya can get that anywhere, so what makes mine different? 1/27

Kilowog-core@kilowogcore.bsky.social · 2mo ago

As Pride month gives way to Wrath month, I'm repostin' one a' the memes I made fer Pride this year. Cuz this is important. We're here, we're queer, an' it's literally impossible ta get rid of us. Queerness is natural. It's found in every social species. What's unnatural is hate 'n fascism. 1/7

A series of comic book panels. The first shows golden lights like stars rising from Gotham City's rooftops. A caption reads, "Always remember, even if they lock up every last one of us in their camps..." The next panel shows Barbara Gordon, a.k.a. Batgirl, in her clocktower. She says, "There will be more of us. Being queer isn't something we were taught. It's who we are. Who we have to be." The next panel shows Damian Wayne, a.k.a. Robin, sitting on his bed in his room watching the lights out his window. He says, "Every generation will have its queer kids. It's natural and unstoppable." The next panel shows Duke Thomas, a.k.a. Signal, standing at his window and smiling as he watches the lights. He says, "The enemy may as well fight the rising of the sun. Or the shining of the stars." The final panel shows Stephanie Brown, a.k.a. Batgirl, smiling through tears as she watches the golden lights rise. She says, "Shine on, loves. Shine on." A caption reads, "Happy pride from Kilowog-core".
Kilowog-core@kilowogcore.bsky.social · 2mo ago

I'm not suggestin' he cheat on Babs or nothin'! I'm just sayin' ya' can't tell me Dick ain't never thought about that green little twink Beast Boy! I always get a little wary repostin' this meme. 1/6

In a comic book panel Superman, a.k.a. Jon Kent, and Nightwing, a.k.a. Dick Grayson, are standing together in a Gotham street. Superman says, "So I'm bi. How about you?" Nightwing says, "I'm, hmm, I guess I've only ever dated women, but I mean, look at me. Seriously, look at me. I'm gorgeous. I'm an absolute snacc. I've got to be at least a little queer!" A watermark reads "Official Kilomin Fake. It's an edit, poozer!"
Kilowog-core@kilowogcore.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Some things in this universe obey immutable laws a' physics. Energy can't be created or destroyed. Gravity decreases with the inverse square of the distance. An' Dick Grayson'll always be incredibly sexy. Rrowr! What comic book characters'll always be incredibly sexy ta ya'? 1/3

In comic book panels set in a possible future, a time-displaced Batman talks with the future Batman, a.k.a. Dick Grayson, former Nightwing. Dick says, "Don't you see, Bruce? I used to be afraid. Afraid of getting old! Afraid of losing my gorgeous looks! But age comes to us all. I shouldn't have been afraid. And in the end..." Dick pulls back his cowl, revealing a handsome face with gray at the temples. He says, "I became a DILF. Snacc for life, bay-bee!" A watermark reads, "Official Kilomin Fake. It's an edit, poozer!".
Kilowog-core@kilowogcore.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Just got back from Supergirl, and I really enjoyed it! Is it in my top Superhero movies ever like Superman was? No. But it's solidly up there with Batman Begins/Dark Knight Rises and the DCEU Wonder Woman IMO. Very entertaining, excellently acted, a fun and touching space opera adventure.

Kilowog-core@kilowogcore.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Toxic fans are a thing, but since 2014 an' Gamergate fake fans 'r also a thing. If they ain't got nothin' ta say other than the same talking points a' every other fake, don't trust 'em! 1/3

In a comic book panel Orion and Lightray of the New Gods are having a discussion. Lightray says, "Comrade! Come join our movie fest! We have many delights from Star Wars to the new Superman!" Orion says, "Ugh, I cannot stand modern entertainment! It's all woke! James Gunn and Kathleen Kennedy are destroying our beloved franchises! Why can't they be comic accurate, like Zack Snyder was? Or respect George Lucas's vision? Why? Tell me why?!" Lightray says, "Kennedy isn't in chargte anymore. And Zack Snyder wasn't..." Orion interrupts, "Shut up! You always silence people who criticize your precious movie cult! I will be heard!" Lightray says, "I only corrected... wait a second... you haven't actually criticized anything! And when you're forced to give an opinion, it's factually wrong! I don't think you've even seen the movies!" Orion removes his helmet to reveal he's actually Adolph Hitler. He says, "Ha ha! You have been bamboozled! It was I, a nazi political operative only masquerading as
Kilowog-core@kilowogcore.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Look, I know it's dangerous propaganda and will absolutely inspire nazis to murder people, but can we all appreciate the fact that the nazis are fawning over a movie directed by Uwe Boll? The OG nazis had trailblazers in the film industry making their propaganda, and these guys have Uwe Boll.

Kilowog-core@kilowogcore.bsky.social · 2mo ago

I'm seein' Supergirl tomorrow! Hopefully I won't meet a time-lost version of me who will inadvertently spoil it! (Art sampled from "Absolute Flash" Vol. 1 #10 by Jeff Lemire, Nick Robles, Adriano Lucas, Tom Napolitano, Ash Padilla, Andrew Marino, and Katie Kubert. Edits: Dialogue.) 1/2

In comic book panels Absolute Flash (a.k.a. Wally West) is walking down a hallway with Absolute Grodd, a small green monkey with an exposed brain, when he sees a vision of time-displaced versions of himself in a hoodie walking with Dr. Barry Allen. Vision Wally says, "Oh man, that was so cool! That was the best!" Flash thinks, "Hark! A vision of future me!" Vision Wally says, "Supergirl was such a great movie! I'm so glad we went to see it!" Flash thinks, "Ah, the joys of a movie I shall soon see!" Vision Barry asks, "What did you like the most?" Vision Wally says, "Oh, definitely the part where..." and his words trail into squiggles. Flash thinks, "Wait, No! Spoilers? From my own future self?" Vision Barry says, "I'm glad that was a surprise!" Flash dashes forward and shouts, "Curse you future me!" Grodd says, "I'm a monkey! Eep-eep!" A watermark reads "Official Kilomin Fake. It's an edit, poozers!"
Kilowog-core@kilowogcore.bsky.social · 2mo ago

As I understand it, Wikipedia co-founder Sanger went to noted nazi hangout X to try and get a bunch of buddies from said nazi hangout ta go ta Wikipedia an' flood votes in his favor. And when ya' put it that way, yeah, sounds like bannin' him was the right thing ta do.

Kilowog-core@kilowogcore.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Part of being autistic is sometimes picking up on new ways of speaking and just folding that into my normal speech patterns, so I sometimes sound like an old guy trying to mimic Gen Alpha to stay relevant and I'm not you've just infected my brain.

Kilowog-core@kilowogcore.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Saturday Symposium! That's what I'm callin' this now. Ya' can't stop me. Anyway, this is a discussion post! I wanna hear from ya', an' I want ya' ta hear from each other! Today's topic: What're the best Absolute comic books, an' why?

Kilowog-core@kilowogcore.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Longboi, click ta read it all! There ain't no debate, poozers. Trans rights are human rights, an' phobes 'n haters will have ta go through me. Yer worthy a' love, which is good cuz I love ya' all! (Art sampled from "Injustice: Gods Among Us: Year Two" Vol. 1 #7 by Tom Taylor, Mike S.

Three comic book panels featuring Kilowog. All three are captioned, "Why does Kilowog love trans poozers? Take yer pick!" Kilowog points at the reader and the caption says, "Because you know your own body better than anyone else does!" Kilowog sits at a holographic computer and the caption says, "Because sincerely presented identities are scientifically and morally valid!" Kilowog smiles in front of a trans flag and the caption says, "Because it makes fascists mad, and the madder they are the happier I am! But most of all cuz you deserve it! You deserve all my love and support! Kilowog loves ya, poozers!" A watermark reads "Official Kilomin Fake. It's an edit, poozer!"