I got fired from Lowes after a week cuz the manager figured out I was trans. He went from being creepy and leery to calling me 'Mr. Kimmi.' Was silently taken off the schedule after that. Had to call their corporate line to find out I was terminated lol.
In honor of the fired lady tell me about your shortest job tenure. I worked at a candy store for less than 2 weeks when I was like 16