Its amazing how your 7kg cat turns into a 1 ton cat the moment you want to pull the duvet up or over a bit

That time someone dumped a toy house on the cemetery wall and, when I crouched a bit, some ✨ Hollywood Magic ✨ occurred.

Hey. Hey psst. Do you like making pizza? You know that 'pizza sauce' you get from the supermarket in the squeezy bottle or the jar? You can make the exact same thing from a $2.80 jar of woolies basic tomato paste, some water, and some dried mixed italian herbs. Half the price, tastes the same 😘

Alright. It bedtime. I shall watch quali in the morning because it's two hours past my bedtime and i didn't have an afternoon nap so honestly I've done well to be as alert as I am and shouldn't test my limits

Lol @ Checo reacting to the McLarens colliding

Lewis coughing in the sprint podium interviews and we're still not talking about it 🙃

In a sprint What are you doing

Ferrari Pit wall: so the thing that's so obvious under these conditions Charles Leclerc: Fuck off, Bryan

High quality broadcast dorection once again, I see.

Just red flag it at this point 🤣

OHHH DEAR George

... I am genuinely starting to wonder if Arvid is the one more under pressure from Tsolov. Which seems ridiculous but I'm getting a vibe

NGL I don't buy into the whole 'F1 doesn’t race in the wet any more' discourse. There was a lot of racing in the wet last year, it was just sensible.

Rain in Singapore? This feels familiar.

Bone dry in some parts, lake in others. Perfect 🤌 #SGGP

Watching the medical car tbh is hysterical. Its definitely too wet in the final sector, but it'll dry up in like 10 minutes I say send them out as soon as possible. Have some chaotic fun.

The great thing about rain at this point is that it should be a short sharp blast and we might get some pit-stops here... HOPEFULLY

Rain radar rn #SGGP

Biz is incensed about the whole cool vest thing. Not only the debate on their validity but also the Mercedes vs the cost cap thing. As a builder, he gets quite het up about these things quote: Because SAFETY PAYS AND DOESN'T COST, TOTO

I fucking love that baby blue Audi livery. Keep it. #SGGP

As much as I've thrown shade about it happening with toxic wildfire smoke blanketing the city, one of the delights I've had from this year's Singapore Grand Prix is that I saw someone in a Jet Lag: The Game cap during FP1

The Racing Bulls line-up announcement dithering is really rather comical at this point. Almost like the decision is based more off a social media death threat risk analysis of Aotearoa vs Bulgaria (...vs Britain?) than it is on politics or performance

Ruth, its the dutstiest you've ever seem because of all the smoke. Which settles into dust. Why is nobody talking about the fires??? Oh wait. Yeah. That's right.

That wind... its gonna piss down any minute I think. Oh no. One free practice session if it does thats gonna be fun

I fucking love Singapore. Wish I was there right now, what a city and the Singapore GP is honestly (while perhaps not the most exciting race) such a brilliant brilliant event. If i could go every year I would.

Joy of joys economic downturn has officially put my at risk job into crisis territory 🙃

Day 12574415562 of YouTube continuing to advertise Electric Kiwi, and State Insurance to me. Two companies I already pay through the nose for every month.

It's Singapore Grand Prix week, so it's time to fondly remember a time when the broadcast director properly knew what they were doing. You'll always be famous, Roving Monitor Lizard.

Too much sheet and not enough duvet bad bad awful bad bad terrible

Remove employee rights such as holiday pay, kiwisaver contributions, and sick pay. Put tax and accountancy burden on people who are still fundamentally employees. Make them go into massive debt for performing a PUBLIC SERVICE How is this not illegal?

Workers First Union@workersfirstunion.bsky.social · 4d ago

Auckland drivers who work for Waste Management go from job security, guaranteed hours, minimum wage protections, holidays, KiwiSaver contributions, a union and the right to bargain collectively... to contractors with no job protection or work rights and massive financial debt to the company. #nzpol