Albernaz might have a bigger humiliation kink than Elias
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He’s taking him out now?! Bro I hate Craig Albernaz
Find you someone who loves you as much as the Baltimore Orioles love staring at strike 3
Ahhh I see, the Orioles created the bone chips in his elbow he refused to have removed for multiple seasons while he was here (and all the other injuries), got it!
Rogers pitching, the Angels are going to stack their lineup with righties, and Jerry in LF is the reason I have no trust in this organization moving forward. Don’t tell us you know defense is the reason our record is as bad as it is & then do that. This organization is not trying to win games.
I’m so sick of his joking gimmick. The dude isn’t funny and he’s bad at his job.
I like him less and less by the day. Like why even say this?
“At the end of the day it’s a man’s game” wtf Alby
ALBERNAZ BETTER KEEP JALEN HURTS’ MANTRA OUT OF HIS MOUTH
I just had a reliable source (close to Seranthony) tell me that over the weekend, before he was traded to Seattle, that he was close to being traded back to the Orioles but the deal fell through. 😭💔
That W was desperately needed. #WinColumn #AintTheBeerCold #Birdland
Christian Franklin just prevented a colossal crash out
Mike Elias chose to make this bullpen markedly worse and then looked us in the eye and said we are trying to make the playoffs. Just a giant fucking loser
Don't cry because Rutschman is gone. Cry because Elias is still here
I feel for Gunnar. He’s navigating grieving the loss of his grandfather before the season started, the pressure to perform & be a star, & now his closest teammate being traded while dealing with those things. I was 37 when I lost my Mom & I was a disaster for 2 years. He’s only 25! I hope he’s okay.