Kelsey Gamble

@kindofsquishy.bsky.social

Studio Momager for @newblood.games. Executive Producer for Oddlark. Publishing Producer for hire. For legal reasons I am a joke and so is everything I say

Table of boomers at the cafe next to me complaining about the adult children that they raised and how they have “no life skills” and “never make time for their family” Brad if you read this and you recently went to K’Gari (they obviously called it the OTHER name) your dad suuuuuucks

I have the most talented friends man it’s fucked up how good they all are at shit BUY THIS BOOK FOR YOUR KIDS AND YOUR FUTURE KIDS AND YOUR INNER KID ETC

Serrels@serrels.bsky.social · last yr.

Big news! I WROTE A KIDS BOOK! Genius person @rubyinnes.bsky.social and I partnered up and made TOILET TIME MACHINE. Think an emotional, poop-fuelled Back to the Future and you’re halfway there. I’m really proud of it. Also Ruby COOKED here. You can and should buy it below!

What if I told you that the only reason I am bald is that I’m afraid of a Ratatouille situation? What if I told you that I’d have so much hair if not for the fear of a rat using me like a puppet? These are modes of control, Neo. This is how they manipulate us. Ratatouilles, Neo. Rats that pull hair.

morpheus from the matrix

JOB: We're hiring Junior/Mid Unity Generalist Work on The Dungeon Experience 📅2-3 days part-time 6 months 💻Prefer onsite Brunswick, Melb. Open to remote Australians 🛠️Implement story, content, bug fix, polish ✨Adventure Creator knowledge a bonus, not required Apply➡️work(at)dungeonexperience(dot)com

Bild

My bluesky feed is full of artistic photos of the moon. All different accounts. Not following any of them nor do I remember ever interacting with a moon pic but like I’m not mad about it or anything. Just unsure why I’ve been pegged as such a moon guy