ok let me pull some cards and figure out how to proceed with this :/

"Its so weird hearing you speak in this white valley girl accent and then completely shift gears into spanish"

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Experiment On Me

Halsey · Birds of Prey: The Album · Song · 2020

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twiter detox

that lives on nunu lane..

do you know the coochieman?

let me get back into the habit of saying more outlandish shit here

my ex fr approached me and bae at the club looking CLAPPED 😭🗿

home sweet san diego (finally staying at baes for once)

Me: Oh my temp is actually below normal Angel: I know what you are babe Me: Hypothermic? Angel: I was gonna say a vampire 🗿

Great prank haha but seriously now when do I get to make use of my bachelor's that worked for? xD

managed to get all my shit done during my lunch so now I get to just do my silly little massage therapy after work and take my ass HOME

enero vs diciembre

Decorating on the clock :)

If you could have one pokemon in real life which would it be and why? homie is a menace and I relate

a purple monster with diamonds on its eyes is standing next to a tree

ALT: a purple monster with diamonds on its eyes is standing next to a tree

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eel@n444eel.bsky.social · 2y ago

If you could have ONE Pokemon in real life which would it be and why? lugia down… im tryna fly around and be corgial-like

bryson tiller on a house track

they had the chance to do the funniest thing ever

thats basically what happened

𝚍𝚘𝚡𝚒𝚎🌻@doxiegay.bsky.social · 2y ago

need

mouthwash giving me bear face on accident nskdkdkdkd

stepping into my mars retrograde tea and airing out all the bullshit about my supervisor and coworker 🙂‍↕️

me to the operations department in this exit interview

Post somebody you've been told you look like who you definitely don't look like.

Otter Planet 🦦🪐@astrokamp.bsky.social · 2y ago

Post somebody you’ve been told you look like who you definitely don’t look like.

survived my first major department meeting and Im gonna start meeting with my caseload starting next week 🤩

if I follow you but havent engaged its because I muted you after you put a cock on my timeline 🗿

ENEMIES OF THE SCHOLARS, ENEMIES OF THE TWINKS, ENEMIES OF THE CHILDREN

a cartoon of a dragon and a purple frog

ALT: a cartoon of a dragon and a purple frog

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بلايزء🧿@astrobymax.bsky.social · 2y ago

This Mercury opposite Saturn and opposing Jupiter is the same configuration if you substitute the Moon for Mercury as the Enemies of the Moon in the monthly revolution. And bitch…. this Mercury configuration is giving ENEMIES OF THE SCHOLARS, ENEMIES OF THE TWINKS, ENEMIES OF THE CHILDREN CONFIG.

the way Ive literally done this to Angel on SEVERAL occasions 😭