❝Eugh.❞

❝Probably. Whatever those are.❞

❝I officially hate all magical talking animals.❞

❝WHAT THE SHELL DID I JUST COME BACK TO? HELLO?! WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE? WHY WOULD YOU CALL YOURSELF THAT?!❞

❝Is that a little blue metal Mario...?❞

❝WHOEVER KEEPS DRINKING THE MILK STRAIGHT OUT OF THE JUG, MAKE YOURSELF KNOWN RIGHT NOW!❞

❝Well, then I need Mamba’s contact info so she doesn’t leave you alone out here!❞ Immediate inspects her for some kind of ‘if found call this number’ tag… He might be thinking of dogs.

𝑯𝒀𝑹𝑼𝑳𝑬'𝑺 𝑳𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𓅩@scholarlymaiden.bsky.social · last yr.

" No. Bosa. She's my mom's lover. "

❝Mufasa?❞

𝑯𝒀𝑹𝑼𝑳𝑬'𝑺 𝑳𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𓅩@scholarlymaiden.bsky.social · last yr.

" I already got Mama Bosa. "

❝WHAT?! But we need to find you someone who’s willing to take care of you!❞

𝑯𝒀𝑹𝑼𝑳𝑬'𝑺 𝑳𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𓅩@scholarlymaiden.bsky.social · last yr.

She would just listen on to the call, raising a brow. Then the idea of going back to another kingdom. " Nuh uh. "

❝You FORGOT your sunscreen?!❞

𝐼𝘷𝘰𝘳𝘺 .ᐟ@heirtoevil.bsky.social · last yr.

" did ya LOOK AT ME !? I'm all red 'n sore. . forgot my sunscreen. . "

❝Pain?! What do you mean?!❞

𝐼𝘷𝘰𝘳𝘺 .ᐟ@heirtoevil.bsky.social · last yr.

" HOW. I'm in pain, lemme alone. "

❝You are PUSHING it!❞

𝐼𝘷𝘰𝘳𝘺 .ᐟ@heirtoevil.bsky.social · last yr.

squint back. " frick. that better ? "

🌺: I did way too much there:

Squint. ❝Language.❞

𝐼𝘷𝘰𝘳𝘺 .ᐟ@heirtoevil.bsky.social · last yr.

I look like a fucking strawberry. ( forgot to put sunscreen on. )

❝…❞ With an audible creaking sound, and a look that could only be read as ‘this is about to be my problem now isn’t it?’ The Koopa King stared RIGHT into the nonexistent camera. ❝… I need to make a call.❞ with a thud that could shake the nearby area, he sat down. Pulling out a phone and calling-

𝑯𝒀𝑹𝑼𝑳𝑬'𝑺 𝑳𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𓅩@scholarlymaiden.bsky.social · last yr.

She'd blink, before looking to the side. " Dead. "

❝… Ugh.❞ He obviously wasn’t going to do anything to frighten her. While many considered him a brute, he couldn’t be more the opposite when children were present. ❝Oh great, where are your parents?!❞

𝑯𝒀𝑹𝑼𝑳𝑬'𝑺 𝑳𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𓅩@scholarlymaiden.bsky.social · last yr.

Staring. " Big lizard. . . "

SQUINT.

𝑯𝒀𝑹𝑼𝑳𝑬'𝑺 𝑳𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𓅩@scholarlymaiden.bsky.social · last yr.

playing around with a lizard.

❝… Oh.❞

𝑯𝒀𝑹𝑼𝑳𝑬'𝑺 𝑳𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𓅩@scholarlymaiden.bsky.social · last yr.

" Being treated as a normal person. "

❝… What do you hope to gain from this?❞

𝑯𝒀𝑹𝑼𝑳𝑬'𝑺 𝑳𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𓅩@scholarlymaiden.bsky.social · last yr.

( she's in disguise. ) I'm just a normal Hylian girl. Who likes. . . bread. And Complaining all the time.

❝AND I’M THE BAD GUY?!❞

𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢@parodybign.bsky.social · last yr.

$80 digital and $90 physical.

❝Well… Yeah! She’s Princess Peach!❞

𝐋𝐚𝐝𝐲 𝐈𝐦𝐩𝐚 .ᐟ@sheikahchief.bsky.social · last yr.

“Am I supposed to? I’ve certainly never met them.”

Baggy eyes and coffee mug that says #1 Dad.

❝I don’t stay rich by spending money recklessly!❞

𝙈𝙧. 𝙇, 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝘿𝙖𝙙@greenthundad.bsky.social · last yr.

"Aren't you a king? That's still merely a dent in your bank account."

❝MARIO KART IS HOW MUCH?!❞

❝You don’t know who Princess Peach is?!❞

𝐋𝐚𝐝𝐲 𝐈𝐦𝐩𝐚 .ᐟ@sheikahchief.bsky.social · last yr.

“Why do you say that?”

He’s been thirty six for the last ten years.

❝… I get the slightest inkling we will be enemies.❞

𝐋𝐚𝐝𝐲 𝐈𝐦𝐩𝐚 .ᐟ@sheikahchief.bsky.social · last yr.

“You’re obsessing over a fruit?”

❝Peach. ❤️❞

𝐋𝐚𝐝𝐲 𝐈𝐦𝐩𝐚 .ᐟ@sheikahchief.bsky.social · last yr.

“Women. ❤️”

❝Okay, first off, language! Second, IS THIS PEACH?!❞

🦴 Evelyn | Bunnygirl Central! 🥕@tfempuppy.bsky.social · last yr.

@kingdomsbestdad.bsky.social Dear Bowser, I have shit to do today, can we delay the kidnapping to tomorrow?