My brain keeps reading Wonder Woman’s dialogue in The Boss’ voice and I can’t make it stop
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I went to a local card shop and they looked at my collection to sell and just went “no” Like fuckin ok
I'm starting to get like actually physically exhausted. Like my foot is hurting as usual, but my legs feel totally weak. I'm being punished for walking
Ok ZZZ sure, give me Remielle in 20 pulls right after giving me Yanagi, see what I care
Is there a term for that kind of game where it takes place in a big interconnected area? Like between an open world, metroidvania, and survival horror? You know, like Conker's Bad Fur Day, Ninja Gaiden Black, DMC 1 and 3. Getting around is a puzzle too. It's a very PS2-era genre
Why are character action games so insistent on having long-ranged bosses? "Hey bud, we noticed you were having a blast fighting enemies with melee, well here's a boss that's only vulnerable to your shitty ranged weapon! It'll take 11 minutes"
Every Sonic creepypasta is Sonic.EXE, every Mario creepypasta is Every Copy Is Personalized. I wish we'd get more varied stuff
I am maybe the only person on the planet who did not like All-Star Superman. I find him boring and not really a beacon of hope the way Spider-Man or Batman are He just feels patronizing, honestly
Is there a reason artists always draw Quicksilver to look 97 years old? He looks older than Magneto sometimes
Yes, full-scale military operations to obtain baked goods are not just justifiable, they're necessary. Have you seen how much the average t-doll eats? A pinup of Nikketa from Girls' Frontline!
Watching other people play Blade is weird. They seem to think he's gun-focused and not, you know, named BLADE You know how you play Blade? You switch the blood steal on, you dash into people, and you glue M1 down until everything is dead. I do that and fucking *sweep*
Sorry if my work slows down, it is so damn hot and I hit the burnout wall at full speed recently
Saw someone say they were "getting into movies" and watching a lot more because they only watched like 40-50 a year beforehand Like brother, I watch maybe... 5 a year
Think my TV broke for no reason This is less than a year after my last TV broke for no reason, my laptop completely died from getting water splashed on it, I broke my foot, I am so unlucky sometimes that I don’t even get mad or annoyed anymore, its just “ok”
The F4 in particular show up like Norm in Cheers. It doesn’t matter what you’re reading, You can tell the writers are like “and then the Fantastic Four show up and the audience will fucking love it” and then you have to deal with a few pages of them fucking around
King Melon (closed)@kingmelon1.bsky.social · 2w agoIf you don’t like the Fantastic Four or the X-Men, you’re just kinda SOL huh. They just kinda show up all over the place
When people make an N64-style game, they never have the balls to emulate the old camera system. It breaks my immersion when I see a smooth camera people can angle anywhere in 64-style stuff
If you don’t like the Fantastic Four or the X-Men, you’re just kinda SOL huh. They just kinda show up all over the place
For the record, my favorite analogue horror series is the Greylock Tapes The scare at the end of the latest episode is so horrifying it makes me want to vomit. Easily the scariest thing I've ever seen in an analogue horror, and I think it was practically-made
Can’t express how little I care about score in a video game