𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑲𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒐𝒇 𝑨𝒘𝒆𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆. (#14)
@kingofawesome.bsky.social
Roleplay Account for King Bowser Koopa || SFW || Written by #Waru || #Koopapack || Shipped with https://bsky.app/profile/koastalking.bsky.social
"EASILY!?.... BWAH HAHAHAHAHA! Green Bean, that's the funniest line I've heard all day! You'd run f'the hills without Mario there holdin' your hand. You seriously wanna take me on? One on one? Coz I'm ready t'go right now. Let's shave down a few of those 1ups you've stockpiled!"
[ 𝕆𝕟𝕖 𝕁𝕦𝕞𝕡 𝕄𝕒𝕟 ]@onejumpman.bsky.social · 7mo ago“THE BIGGEST NOBODY?! I'm your arch-enemy's brother AND the second strongest enemy you have!! Plus, I wouldn't call someone a nobody if they could easily defeat you...”
"I'm not tellin' you t'always... Bleh.. Nevermind. I'm just tryin' t'make conversation. You're lookin' healthy at least. Been hittin' the treadmill? I can never find the patience t'use those things."
Bowser@thekingofkoopaz.bsky.social · 7mo ago"Ugh I'm not having this conversation again. I've been busy I can't always be here!"
"Ain't you a smug little toon~. You think I don't have my own mate? I don't need t'be smothered in kisses t'feel special! I know he loves me! We've been through a lot together.."
ᯓ𝓞𝓼𝔀𝓪𝓵𝓭.ᐟ🍀@luckybuncharm.bsky.social · 7mo ago"I got loads of valentines kisses from my wife. Waaaaay better than getting some cards."
"I don't accept compliments from nerds! I'm good everything except at bein' good! Coz ya don't get anywhere bein' a goodie two shoes! Just look at you, the biggest nobody I've ever met! 'Don't even remember your name."
[ 𝕆𝕟𝕖 𝕁𝕦𝕞𝕡 𝕄𝕒𝕟 ]@onejumpman.bsky.social · 7mo ago“Even though you're always a mean idiot who ruins our parties and kidnaps the princess, you're at least a pretty nice father...I have to admit that, at least!”
"Again with this? You're standin' in MY castle in MY kingdom! Why would a clone have his own kingdom? I know you're smarter than this... Where ya been? Coz man have you missed alot! At least goin' on with me."
Bowser@thekingofkoopaz.bsky.social · 7mo ago"Nothing. It's just I don't care. Is that a problem you dumb clone? Bwahaha!"
"You think I go out 'n' spend 'em or somethin'? Gimme a break. Your pocket change couldn't buy me anythin' I need! My kingdom makes all the money it needs~. I give it t'the kids t'buy sweets 'n' whatever else they want."
[ 𝕆𝕟𝕖 𝕁𝕦𝕞𝕡 𝕄𝕒𝕟 ]@onejumpman.bsky.social · 7mo ago“So what do you actually do with our coins? Do you spend them on new things to kidnap the princess?”
"Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed!... Long time no see! What's with the mood?!"
Bowser@thekingofkoopaz.bsky.social · 7mo ago"I don't care."
Got a mountain of valentines cards as per usual~. I’m way too hot f’my own good! Bwehehehe.”
“I guess you’re here now. So long as know who’s in charge when you’re around. So! What’s f’dinner?”
LuKhun@avioletstorm.bsky.social · 8mo ago“Fear not, my liege. Though we have been in separate places for some time, my skills are always ready to provide excellence. It is the least I can do for one who’s aided me so.”
“It’s fun watchin’ you losers squirm around! That’s what ya get f’not invitin’ me!”
[ 𝕆𝕟𝕖 𝕁𝕦𝕞𝕡 𝕄𝕒𝕟 ]@onejumpman.bsky.social · 8mo ago“I already noticed that after you crashed every single one of our parties and stole ALL our coins and stars... And then put us in minigames where we get hit with GIANT SPIKED BALLS!!”
"ɪ ᴀᴍ! ᴛʜᴇ sᴛʀᴏɴɢᴇsᴛ! ʙᴀʀʟʙᴀᴛᴢᴢ ᴅʀᴀɢᴏʀᴏʏᴀʟᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ғɪʀsᴛ!" ❤️ + 🔄
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"I ain't as confrontational as I used t'be either. A partner 'n' kids does a good job of calmin' ya down. 'Don't even feel like the same Koopa I was sometimes.. Where ya been anyway?! You think your royal chef job is just part time?! Or maybe it was me that was away. Life's been busy."
LuKhun@avioletstorm.bsky.social · 8mo ago"Hah. Those with strength should use it, you say? I love a good challenge, but more-often-than-not, I only tend to find myself fighting when necessary. It's rather ironic."
"'Wonder what Rool's up to.. He better not be buildin' robots again without permission."
@skeletalkoopa.bsky.social "..... Hang on a sec! You're changin' the narrative here! Are you a version of me or are you Blue! What's your name! I want answers now! Spill it!"
"Or ya just fight coz you wanna! I know way more than fightin' but when you're this BIG 'n' STRONG 'n' CAPABALE, why shouldn't I use it to my advantage. Don't treat it like some mental affliction. I do it coz I wanna and I can!"
LuKhun@avioletstorm.bsky.social · 8mo ago"Fighting is all that some know, and for many that know more, fighting is all they can do."
"Tell me about it. Then he gets given hitech jetpack things on top of that and Luma super spin powers! Nothing he uses against me is his own! ...Except that one time he cheated 'n' grabbed me tail... Who grabs a koopa's tail!? Rude!"
🦴ᴅʀʏ ʙᴏᴡsᴇʀ🔥@skeletalkoopa.bsky.social · 8mo ago🔥🦴: "Yeah, we definitely know he cheats. Because he has those powerups on his side, which isn't fair."
"Knock him out yourself! I've got better things t'do than punch nerds f'you! I'll deal with him if he becomes a problem! Right now he's all talk. And whiny. Really whiny."
𝙆𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝘽𝙤𝙤@undeadroyalty.bsky.social · 8mo ago"Cool, can you sock him out for me, I need another painting to add onto my sad, lonely walls of my mansion~ they look so empty, only the spiders and webs adorn the walls, it's boring me without an additional paintning, and Zavok'll make a great addition."
"Even if we don't get along. The Mushroom Kingdom can't get by without trade 'n' co-existence with my kingdom anyway! Not gonna give you an economics class about it! Your little brain won't handle it. Exclusion ain't on the cards~. And like I'd allow that! I'll crash every party I need to!"
[ 𝕆𝕟𝕖 𝕁𝕦𝕞𝕡 𝕄𝕒𝕟 ]@onejumpman.bsky.social · 8mo ago“Wow, what an honor. Let me tell you something! After Mario and I stopped you, we'll let YOU watch as the Mushroom Kingdom forges more and more friendships with other kingdoms while your 'Koopa Empire' is increasingly excluded!”
"I'm way smarter on this stuff than I wanna be.."
"Only gonna spell this out for ya once so listen up. He's me but not. He's like a what if scenario. What if I gameovered a few years before we figured out the revival potion? -->
𝙋𝙚𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙤@littlemissperaco.bsky.social · 8mo ago"Okay so let me get this straight. @skeletalkoopa.bsky.social, supposedly YOU are the undead version of @kingofawesome.bsky.social. But in reality, there's like two seperate Bowsers?"
"The no nose loser don't know what the multiverse is. Pal, don't think that much about it. Your head'll start hurtin'."
“Cheat all you want. Your luck’s gonna run out and when it does, I’ll be there t’gloat. And since I’m so nice I’ll let ya watch day by day as the Mushroom Kingdom enters a new golden age as part of the Koopa Empire! BWAH HAHAHA!”
[ 𝕆𝕟𝕖 𝕁𝕦𝕞𝕡 𝕄𝕒𝕟 ]@onejumpman.bsky.social · 8mo ago“Try it! I'll just use a Power Star beforehand, then you can hit me as many times as you want! Or rather, as many times as you can...”
“Let’s set the record straight. Mario CHEATS! How else would he win against someone like me? I’m stronger, smarter, more handsome, more stubborn! I’m just built better! In a straight one on one fight, he loses every time.”
“I still don’t get how ya can drive a kart…. You need legs f’the pedals… Bleh.. He’s all talk! Let him prattle on. It’ll only take one punch on his nonexistent nose and he’d quickly be thinkin’ twice about chllengin’ me.”
𝙆𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝘽𝙤𝙤@undeadroyalty.bsky.social · 8mo ago"Let's oven them into baked ziti, regardless. I can show that red chili pepper I don't need legs to kick some butt..."
“Exactly! You get it. I compose instrumental masterpieces!”
🦴ᴅʀʏ ʙᴏᴡsᴇʀ🔥@skeletalkoopa.bsky.social · 8mo ago"I don't see you as the type of Koopa who would make that song."
“Your loser bro can only cheat f’so long before I end his game f’good! All I need is one clean hit and he’s wrecked! F’you, it’s half a hit and it don’t even need t’be clean. I bet I could flick you and you’d get KOed.”
[ 𝕆𝕟𝕖 𝕁𝕦𝕞𝕡 𝕄𝕒𝕟 ]@onejumpman.bsky.social · 8mo ago“Good luck with that. I don't think a turtle, who is slower than my 50cc go-kart, could even catch my brother, but I'm impressed by your self-confidence.”