Old Nick🍑
@kingofthepotatoes.bsky.social
🔞 I made it to 70 years old! How did that happen? Loving the bodies here, all ages, sizes, colours, imperfections. Posting my own pics, following folks doing the same. DM me to talk dirty or just for a chat👅
Whoops I did it again! Another tribute to the very lovely @jimstar77.bsky.social, a really nice bloke, who loves to share his super-sexy body with us. I can't get enough of his gorgeous, lickable cunt (yeah, he loves that word and so do I, sorry if you don't) - this is what he does to me, oooh!
I really, really love my coffee! yeah, I know, weird old perv, guilty as charged and loving it!
Guess what time it is? It's Naked Nude Coffee Time of course!
An attempted tribute to the gorgeous pussy of @jimstar77.bsky.social, a lovely man who you should follow! He knows how much I adore his body, his gorgeous cock and his beautiful cunt, I fantasise often about licking and tongue fucking him. Mmmm..... Thanks for the permission to post this Jim 💋💋💋
Nipple demanding attention this morning, it must be Titty Tuesday!!
You can be a naughty, little boy even when you're as old as me. Naughty boys need to be spanked, anally, 6 strokes of the cane right on the sensitive spot, oooh! Then it needs to be kissed better, then, of course, fucked hard and deep!
I didn't have any biscuits (proper English use of that word) to dunk in my coffee, so ... The cup was empty so no burning bits!
OK, I’ll put my coffee down for a minute. The God people are wandering around again, trying to save us poor sinners, I might answer the door dressed like this, they already think I am he spawn of Satan.
Is that a cup of coffee in my hand? Of course it is!
Good morning naked, nude coffee lovers! I hope you’re all lovely and nudey and enjoying your coffee (or other morning beverage if you are a wierdo who doesn’t like coffee - nobody is judged in th NNCC).
Is it coffee time? Of course it is, it’s always coffee time!
Hello sexy people, it’s your fault I keep playing with myself, all those lovely nudey pictures making me feel like a frisky young 60 year old instead of the sensible, mature 70 year old that I am!
06:47? Must be coffee time! Actually more like coffee number 6 as I was awake at 05:00 - as usual.
TTTuesday - so I can relax, let it all hang out and enjoy my coffee.
He’s getting tired, so I’ll just let him rest on this cup for a minute.
Coffee is on it’s way, now if anyone wants their cock sucked, I’m ready - always!
Waiting… dunno what I’m waiting for, it might be something nice?
Drink coffee and pretend the humidity level isn’t a million percent.
It’s evening now, so I thought I’d cool down a bit in the pool, but…..
Arrgggh, the sun is getting me, it burns, one last snap then run back inside to the shade!
I know what Dracula feels like, never going out in the sun, I should have retired to Iceland?? Nah, I love Spain, it’s just a couple of months of intense heat that get on my thrupnies!
A quick visit to the outside world before it gets too hot, then back into the shade like a sensible person living in Spain, not a red lobster tourist - they’re funny.
If I hold my stomach in, I can see the 6.5kg (14.33 lbs) I’ve lost. I’m half way to the goal the doctor set me to fix the pre-diabetes bollocks. Not dieting, thats dumb, just cutting out the stupid extras and doing a bit more - tough in this weather though!
Will yours fit? Yep! A bit of lube and it will soon be all the way in, balls deep, oooooh.
OK, it was 4.30am, let’s get the coffee started. Yeah, 4.30am and it was 32 flippin’ degrees C (fuck knows what that is in Fs.who cares?).