London: You have my heart.. …and my work iPad. It’s like the 4th time I’ve lost that thing.
SNAKEMAN
@kingserpentico.bsky.social
AEW & ROH’s Serpentico | SNAKEMAN | SerpentiCOACH | Sometimes on Twitch | Nyla Rose is my best friend | Became important at work and it’s ruining my life
apparently I’m a very good backup dancer #MysteryWrestling28
the obsession of UK hotel bathtubs being so high off the ground must be addressed do you not want me to have working knee ligaments or what
woke up late missed the shuttle but it’s ok these fine folk can help me
a friend of mine asked if I’ve ever had apple sauce on lamb? is this supposed to be a joke?
Funny enough I’m going to Glasgow next week can’t wait to touch the batcar
IGN@ign.com · 2w agoThe Batmobile has officially touched down in Glasgow as filming for The Batman: Part 2 gets underway, with local fans posting footage of Robert Pattinson’s swanky cruiser online. bit.ly/4xLFSoq
Pro wrestling has allowed me to hang out with my friends in 3 different countries in the same week. More valuable than money. (Except for all the money we spend by hanging out.)
am I the first person on earth to play Beast of Reincarnation on a cross country flight as soon as it released or what someone say yes so I can feel the power
not really using social media these days but I beg your finest pardon?
All Elite Wrestling@allelitewrestling.com · 2mo ago#AEWBrawlInTheBallpark 9:30 CT, Target Field TONIGHT! Brian Cage vs @kingserpentico.bsky.social "The Machine" Brian Cage wants to show off the power of the Don Callis Family when he faces Spanish Announce Project's Serpentico, TONIGHT!
Professionally wrestle at 10pm in Youngstown, OH. Shop for a pressure washer in a Home Depot at 10am in Orlando, FL. Life is about caffeine and balance.
His name is Bobby. He lost his tail in accident a few months ago. He’s healed now. He hangs out by my pool when he’s hungry. Everyone say hi to Bobby.
100% expected Thekla to jump off the ladder while yelling “bitchesssssssssss!”
why yes, every videogame should come out in September all of them ever it’ll be fine everyone wins
Happy Pride, yo! The LGBTQ+ community is in constant danger and we all should do more to offer protection and support.
What do you mean a cheesecake slice from the Cheesecake Factory is 1,300+ cheesecake calories are you out of your mind
On average I rent 2 cars a week. So in a year that’s more or less 104 different vehicles that I plug my phone into. I never delete the phone profile when I return said automobiles that I galavant across America spreading the good word in. What’s my phone called, you may be asking yourself?
someone has been trying to withdraw the $8 I have in my Robinhood account for weeks (im not v good at stocks)
gonna start using a basic super tombstone piledriver as my finishing maneuver it’s so over for all of you’s
what if I start doing the top rope dropkick tall people (cloud sniffers) would forever be in danger