So fuckin horny tonight but too tired to do anything about it 🫠
King Squeeze
@kingsqueeze.bsky.social
Big dumb nerd who goes to the gym sometimes 📍 Seattle
Bad news, lads, the city council is back on our case 😰
King Squeeze@kingsqueeze.bsky.social · 3d agoAin't it time you joined the family business?
The husbeast wrote down my age on a form the other day and it turns out I've been thinking I'm a year older than I am
So is clown makeup a kink thing now? What was the catalyst behind that? No tea, no shade, genuinely curious
Ok sexy lil meatball walking around the locker room hard as a rock 🥵
Went to the gym today for the first time in quite a while and saw some handsome old man dick in the locker room. Nature is healing 😌
Had a sex dream about a friend/acquaintance last night. Been a while since one of those
Trying to squeeze in the last few camping days of summer
Did a low-effort garden this year, but it seems pretty happy
Built this lil cart for my miter saw and thickness planer yesterday to get some of my work surface back
Mt Dew had a confetti cake flavor now and honestly there is no punishment harsh enough
What's a non-sexual physical feature that really gets you going? I go absolutely feral for a handsome guy with a tooth gap
Big mustached man at the 711 complimented my mustache 😌