Casey Valentine

@kinkycurly.bsky.social

🌟 Professional miscreant, artist, and certified Bondassage Practitioner🌟 Based in Boulder, traveling often! My Website: https://casey-valentine.com Find me Everywhere: https://linktr.ee/yourkinkycurly

I keep getting sideswiped by people on electric bicycles. This time, “on your left” meant “a man with a black cat on a leash perched on top of a backpack taller than he is, rocketing down the sidewalk at 25mph.” We need custom horns, I swear.

For anyone struggling to understand how “erotic” extends to beyond the sexual: Eat a peach. A really good one. On hot summer day, where you have to purse your lips to keep the juice from running down your face. And tell me that’s not the most erotic thing you’ve ever done. 🍑 #eros

I have the ineffable ability to be completely and utterly myself. Because becoming ME has taken a lot of work. I have a weird, complex nervous system with equally weird, complex maintenance requirements—like an exotic pet. 🦎

Is it gaming the system if pre-grilled chicken breasts are $16.99/lb, and the salad bar is $10.99/lb, and I choose to awkwardly fill a box with just grilled chicken? Am I breaking the game for everyone else?