The fact that I also bite reduces the pool of possible Pokemon to Bergemite and Avalugg
Kin the human@kinthehuman.bsky.social · 3w agoCall me Metapod the way I tackle and then harden
Kin the human@kinthehuman.bsky.social · 3w agoWe have been socially conditioned to believe that when we are on drugs we must hold objects in our hands and stare at them intensely
Call me an INT the way I make girls CPU halt when they get me inside them
In Initial D, every race is just a sex scene between two cars and their drivers
But doctor told me to only eat soft things now and your boobs are so soft...
Shard - Non-Local Muscle Femme@shardcollective.bsky.social · 5mo agoGf went to the doctor worried abt an ear infection and got told the pain's actually from jaw strain, from biting hard too often There's like one thing she bites hard often, me, its me
Boobs are a lie made by big shirt to sell more shirt per shirt. And I love being lied to.
Maybe they're called BOOBIES to mean Big Oobies, and when they're smol we could call them SMOOBIES
If the police were boobies I'd be the most wanted criminal
Well of course I've cried on it. It's MY bed after all.
League of Legends was one of the least bad things to ever happen to me
I would wait to find out how long the babies 👶🏻 last tied to the blades of the helicopter 🚁
Hey guys check out this idiot! Doesn't he realize he's taking a huge risk for no personal gain? He could've just walked home and be safe!!! WHY WOULD HE DO THAT?????
