Just watching a little Moonlighting and having an @sitcompeople.bsky.social moment as young Tim Robbins fights the bar owner from Murphy Brown…
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San Diego 🎶 Sometimes I just want to read Donald Duck and be in silence. But then birds natter outside my window while rain patters on the roof. 🎶 - Maustetytöt (🇫🇮 for “Spice Girls”) “Mä loistan kuin hämärä” (“I Shine Like the Twilight”)
Name a TV show you’re positive no one remembers but you
Name a TV show you're positive no one remembers but you.
Uh oh, what if he’s getting The Six Million Dollar Man treatment? "We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We can make him better than he was. Better . . . stronger . . . faster."
President Trump had 22 medical specialists assess him as part of his latest checkup, according to a medical report recently released by the White House, who also declined to identify which physicians assessed him.
Given the discourse today, I’m now wondering if that‘s the frame for some sort of permanent National Bounce House.
wake up babe the white house is a six flags
Worst crossover ever? Anne Frankenstein
Worst crossover ever The Longest Day of the Condor
I put my money on @spockresists.bsky.social to win The Contest, but forgot to check where he was in his Pon Farr cycle. Lessons learned.
I'd REALLY appreciate it if anyone who sees this would try out my text generators so I can iron out any remaining bugs. Please, and thank you! trek.epicrandomness.com
This old picture of the Swedish king and a former Finnish president awakened something strange in me: a desire to see Shaft rebooted as a Nordic Noir police procedural set during the Cold War.
tfw setting my music on shuffle dusts off a still-relevant classic and sends me down a rabbit hole that leads me to a version I hadn’t heard before. #Shuffledipity?
Jarvis Cocker / Running the World / Great performance at French TV
YouTube video by LaFrenchConnexion
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There is a non-zero chance that the Trump Admin response will be “DOJ is looking into stripping the University of Michigan of the basketball championship.”
The University of Michigan has been measuring consumer sentiment since 1952. We just got the first Iran-afflicted measure for April, and it's at the lowest level ever recorded.
Fun fact: “Race Communism” was the working title of the Elvis movie “Clambake” in which Elvis played a wealthy playboy who swapped identities with a working stiff (Bill Bixby) and went on to win a speedboat race.
i'm not exactly sure what "race communism" is but i'm intrigued and would like to give it a try
How long until ICE rebrands as the Trump Revolutionary Guard Corps?
The tv listings from the 9/11 edition, made sublime by the embedded gag about Lifetime sticking with the Golden Girls reruns.
On TV Tonight
The Onion, America's Finest News Reporting is an award-winning satirical publication founded in 1988 in Madison, Wisconsin.
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engagement bait prompt: what's your favorite Onion article? I think mine has to be this one theonion.com/new-subway-p...
One a dockworker (with a couple of interruptions to fight Soviet invaders). The other a sailor (sometimes literally on commercial sailing ships, which feels so ancient to me) before becoming a carpenter.
Whether or not you’re running for Congress and trying to seem rugged (and you probably should run, because, look who’s out there) what did your grandpas do for a living?
This picture gives off such "Retired volunteer tasked with staffing the check-in desk on the last day of a small conference" vibes.
Putin and Trump are both such legendary pranksters that I can’t figure out who snuck the DEI policies and training into the draft Ukraine plan.
this seems like the sort of thing you do to expand an internal revolt already in progress rather than to try to start one
We want to speak directly to members of the Military and the Intelligence Community. The American people need you to stand up for our laws and our Constitution. Don’t give up the ship.
Got email confirmation that my ballot (voting YES on #Prop50) was received. For everyone who hasn’t done this duty yet, California makes voting so easy. This includes convenient ballot boxes so you can avoid using the Postal Service. I dropped mine at my local library a few days ago.
If he really needs a ballroom, can’t he just go to IKEA or fill Melania’s unused bedroom with balls?
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness. #SixSeasonsAndAMovie
Community Troy And Abed GIF
Alt: A GIF of Troy and Abed from Community singing “Troy and Abed in the Morning. Abed is dressed in a colorful sweater over a teal button down shirt, with a gray or slate blue bow tie. Troy is dressed in a blazer over a button down, top button unbuttoned. Both hold coffee mugs. Extras are standing outside the study room windows holding signs, similar to NBC’s Today Show.
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Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only
Front page of the main San Diego paper, with articles covering multiple protests throughout San Diego County, including the small protest at the main gate of Camp Pendleton (where Vance and Hegseth went to bathe in testosterone). #NoKings
The math maths here in San Diego (or I guess the rest of the world would say the maths math).
The Regime still manages to surprise: who knew that Russell Vought had D’Angelo in his sights?
Bluesky lists and labels seem to say more about the creators (bless their hearts for teaching me about my inner “piss-drinking Nazi”) than the people on them, but I am genuinely miffed about this one...
Time to flood the Nobel Peace Prize committee with non-Trump nominations for next year’s prize. I’m drafting a passionate letter nominating the Inanimate Carbon Rod from when Homer Simpson went to space.