Adam Demasi

@kirb.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy

iOS developer, Windows tinkerer, flame repo guy @chariz, maintainer of @zebra, NewTerm, and Legacy Update. Developer at @seraphsecure 🛡️ 🌉 bridged from ⁂ https://hachyderm.io/@kirb, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

When I get a url like ?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_fan&utm_content=web_share I just have to wonder who exactly are they fooling by exposing their analytics like that. I guess at least it isn’t a unique tracking token

AI agents have made it easy for me to keep up with all my podcasts. Not because they’re summarising them for me, but because every tech podcast keeps yapping about them and every boring episode gushing over them is such an easy skip

Finding it funny Stack Overflow now shows comment timestamps as “over 1 year ago”, even if the comment was made in 2010. Can’t decide if this is laziness about when it makes sense to switch to an absolute date, or an attempt at making the site look artificially more active than it is, or both

In response to recent industry changes, we’re making the entire 576 KB Legacy Update program available as freeware on a floppy disk. Just send $1 to: Homer Simpson, Jr. Vice President Compu-Global-Hyper-Mega-Net 742 Evergreen Tce Springfield, USA Offer void in Nebraska.

Windows XP floppy disk icon overlaid on a stack of colored floppies on a desk.

Image credits:
Windows XP High Resolution Icon Pack by marchmountain https://www.deviantart.com/marchmountain/art/916042853
“Pile of Old Disks” by Jason Coleman https://www.flickr.com/photos/jason_coleman/3614327264/

This post becoming my most popular on any social media ever was not something I was exactly expecting. Guess I should have expected it when semi-invoking politics on Bluesky. I will note the vibe was better during US sleeping hours. For about 6 hours, nobody tried to explain my joke to me.

Legacy Update@legacyupdate.net · 3mo ago

Is the Microsoft Office Ribbon causing people to have fewer children? A provocative new working paper explores the persistent drop in birth rates since Office 2007 was introduced nearly two decades ago.

The top-left corner of Microsoft Word 2007, showing the ribbon.