Kirk
@kirkwong.bsky.social
5’9 | Fast food connoisseur. Mid-handicap golfer. Tortured Blazers fan & Packers owner, Oregon St alum. Made a hole in one
You can spot Gen X in the drive thru from a hundred miles away cuz they tap to pay but don’t use the app to order
Post you from a different era of your life
Post you from a different era of your life
Next time Nixon asks for a raise, Gute should just throw on the tape of his ass getting fried on family night
Once the city passes their $120 mil to complete the public funding, dundon can kiss my whole asshole
Only took 6 hours but Multnomah County has officially passed their end of the Moda renovation funding commitment, up to $101.6 million. City is up next this coming Wednesday.
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There’s a scary movie 3 joke in here somewhere
Trump having a normal one today
It’s hilarious how overpriced everything is for golf including $30-$40 towels lmao FOH I’m using a $3 bath towel from Walmart and it works the same
I'm sorry y'all, I failed. 9 glicks, 7 beers, 1 piss (concerning), 0 burps (suboptimal). The carbonation got me and I didn't wanna yak cuz I gotta golf tomo 🫡
999 challenge, pray for me 🌭🫡
Not necessarily, it just means bullying works
Does this mean Tom Dundon is ready to stop being Tom DumbDumb?