Just saw a heavily tatted young man voluntarily step up to help a little old lady in a walker navigate thru the parking lot and into our medical center. A real mensch. There are still glimmers of beauty out there.

Voting day in Wisconsin! Francesca Hong

Remember the good old days when Howard Dean lost it all because of a kooky scream?

Inside, sitting out the heat dome. Have a sofa delivery tomorrow and I’m heartsick thinking about the guys on the truck. Will have a nice tip and a bottle of icy cold water for each! Seriously, my dad owned a furniture store. I know how hard those guys work. If you can, please tip! They’ll ❤️ you

So Senator Dan Sullivan got the other Dan Sullivan thrown off the ballot. The big baby Trump whore is urinating in fear of Mary Peltola. I hope she cleans his fucking clock. If he ever says “election interference” again, someone please claw his eyes out with a spoon.

Any other lox fans?

The reporting on Susan Collins accepting donations from roughly 100 billionaires is such a gift. Start hammering that she’s bought and sold by these people. People are really hating on the billionaires right now.

Suggestions for the Platner campaign: *Tie her to Trump at every opportunity* Define her as Trump’s toady. Link them up. When she says voters are “owed an explanation,” flip it back on her. Pls explain why you let Brett Kavanaugh play you for a fool. Why you said Trump “learned his lesson” on J6.

Jake Tapper’s show continues to flog the Platner dead horse 2nd segment about this and we’re only 12 minutes in Oh, now they’re on their 2nd segment about CA Not a word about Trump’s tantrum Fuck these people

Jake Tapper’s show just started Waiting for something on the Trump Tantrum So far they have just beat the dead horse called Platner Now they’re on CA and Spencer Pratt and the vote count The tantrum should have been the very first thing they reported on

Senator Dan Sullivan of AK is the worst Trump toady & whiny little twat. CNN reports a candidate with the same name is running and he’s crying it’s a PLOT to trick voters & RIG the election. Wants this other person REMOVED from the ballot or he’ll SUE. But THAT’S not rigging at all…

This decision to let go of the weaponization fund seems to verify my theory that Trump is using a new strategy in the face of defeats - “you can’t fire me, I quit.” In days past he would have vowed to fight it. Not anymore. I think he’s dying, he knows it, and he’s just giving up.

Alaska Senator Dan Sullivan campaign ads ask for “gas money to drive to remote Alaska communities” NONE of the “remote Alaska communities” are on the road system. ZERO. You need to FLY in. Jet or bush plane depending on the location. FUCKING WEASEL LIAR. Which villages have YOU driven to, Dan?

Thomas Massie should loudly announce his demand for compensation from the “mistreated and weaponized” fund. God I hope he totally fucks with Trump on his way out.

Just saw Blanche press conference about Castro. He was sniffling like he’d been snorting coke with Junior.

I’m reflecting on the fact that our doddering, dementia-decayed, nutjob President, who cannot control his mouth or his bowels, actually thinks he’s going to sit down as an equal with Xi, one of the sharpest 🔪mofos on the planet.

Todd Blanche is now at the level of degradation where he eats Trump’s feces live on Meet the Press. I don’t think he’ll be getting into the Metropolitan Club now 🤣

Someone please ask Hegseth: 1. Tell us how you think your adolescent behavior helps you. 2. You’re here in a moderately stressful situation and you are *clearly cratering* under the pressure. Is that a desirable trait in a SecDef? Shouldn’t we have a SecDef who stays cool under pressure?

So they’ve arrested a soldier for making $400,000 betting on Maduro’s ouster. Bad, yes - but a mere fraction of the billions stolen while the administration & their families are up to their elbows insider trading on the war. Sledgehammer the guppy while the sharks run wild and hope nobody notices.

So help me, if I see Trump called “erratic” one more time I’m going to scream. He’s not “erratic,” which is a laughably weasel description. He’s INSANE. Completely fucking insane. STOP SANEWASHING.

In a fit of stoned inspiration, I dreamed up a line of protective underwear for fecal incontinence. I’m going to call them Splatz.

Hegseth just fired the Army’s Chief of Staff. The shit’s hitting the fan now.

Bondi should release the rest of the Epstein files on her way out the door.

I want the Democrats undertaking investigations and impeachments when they regain Congress. But it occurred to me… They had better fix SCOTUS first otherwise it will all be in vain. Think about it. What will SCOTUS do when all these asshats start appealing? We already know. Fix. SCOTUS. First.

I will say there may be a silver lining for Susie Wiles in light of her cancer diagnosis. Perfect off-ramp if it gets too insane.

I now completely subscribe to the notion that my enemy’s enemy is friend. I am totally getting off on what Ron Paul is doing to Mullin.

Susie Wiles just announced she has breast cancer. No comment.

I wonder how many people are on the betting platforms wagering whether the Oscars will be hit with a drone attack.

“Hegseth says new Iranian leader is injured and possibly disfigured” That’s all he cares about, all he sees about this. Boasting that we fucked up the guy’s looks. I hope karma gets that MF but good. Like pitching thru a windshield and needing a face transplant.

My yard. Family called it “bold” and asked if it might offend the neighbors. I said if anyone has a problem with it, they aren’t anyone I’d want to have anything to do with anyways!The guy across the street is MAGA with a huge flag in his garage: TRUMP VANCE 2024 SAVE YOUR PETS. Eat shit, pal.