oh my gosh. you have *no idea* how long i've been waiting for this.
the ꭰoctoꭱ@walksineternity.bsky.social · 2mo agoi am once again asking for 4 million zogrons (roughly 38,000,000,000 kyrups (about 73 galactic mega credits)) for bail.
the ꭰoctoꭱ@walksineternity.bsky.social · 2mo ago
Doctor Actually? i thought it was Doctor Who.
the ꭰoctoꭱ@walksineternity.bsky.social · 3mo agoit's doctor as in doctor, actually.
geez, i gotta get a lock on my door . . .
no, my doctor's already admitted defeat on that front. besides, it makes sense, because we got here first!
CASSIE VAN BLAIR, COSMIC EXPLORER@cosmonauticool.bsky.social · 5mo agowait i thought *you guys* were the future ones?
so the doc hangs out with woke anti-christian agenda pusherss in the future. i see.
CASSIE VAN BLAIR, COSMIC EXPLORER@cosmonauticool.bsky.social · 5mo agoYOU CAN'T BLOCK ME I REPRESENT OUR WHOLE PLANET
y'know what? that's one of the least surprising stories you've ever told me. this is *definitely* a medieval castle, though.
the ꭰoctoꭱ@walksineternity.bsky.social · 5mo agoyes! but i didn't know it at the time.
*yuck*. this place is *medieval*!
the ꭰoctoꭱ@walksineternity.bsky.social · 5mo agoAHHH, fresh manure!
no i didn't! you just *weren't listening*.
the ꭰoctoꭱ@walksineternity.bsky.social · 6mo agoyou missed out the punchline AND the setup!!
hey @universejumping.bsky.social wanna do something for me real quick? i'll get you some choccy milk.
it's always 'kit, do this', 'kit, go get this', 'kit, help me with...', never 'well done, kit', 'good job, kit', 'THANK YOU, KIT' . . .
well then *who*? i can't help you if i don't know *what* i'm looking for.
the ꭰoctoꭱ@walksineternity.bsky.social · 9mo ago( she snorts derisively. ) no, even *older* than brax.
old powers? what're you talking about? is it brax again?
the ꭰoctoꭱ@walksineternity.bsky.social · 9mo agothere are *old* powers at work here, kit. they'll sniff me out in no time at all but you? human. mostly harmless. who'd look twice? makes you the perfect spy. i will be helping you from behind the scenes.
oh yeah? and what are *you* going to be doing that's so important you can't do it yourself? what game, anyway?
the ꭰoctoꭱ@walksineternity.bsky.social · 9mo agonow kit, this is the best bit, *you* get to go after him. you're human, you'll blend in, they won't perceive you as a threat. it's time we made some moves of our own in this little game. put this behind your ear, it'll keep us in constant communication.
why do i get the horrible feeling you're about to say 'but...' and give me the worst job known to man?
the ꭰoctoꭱ@walksineternity.bsky.social · 9mo agofollow it. observe. from a distance! we can't get our hands dirty here.
every time i make you tea you get mad at me for using the microwave! yeah? so what're we gonna do about it?
the ꭰoctoꭱ@walksineternity.bsky.social · 9mo agoin that case i'd love a cuppa while i work. i *think* that talking television knows more than he's letting on.
you keep . . . going up to people's faces and . . . doing . . . things!
the ꭰoctoꭱ@walksineternity.bsky.social · 9mo agothat's inhumane!