oh my god I can’t believe this, I drew this earlier today???
matt🌻@eiffel.art · 9mo agook hear me out
matt🌻@eiffel.art · 9mo ago
what kind of chaotic evil person chooses the username Email_Notification lmao
me at 16: I must type grammatically correct and with accurate spelling on the internet so people will know how intelligent I am. me at 36: lol. lmfao. rofl, so to speak
That feel when you know your kiddo has figured out the remote when you walk into the living room and the kids have gone from Mickey Mouse Funhouse to Cutthroat Kitchen (???)
If you have a dictionary that you don't show love Oh, yes, son, we're talking to you.
started making Voight-Kampff questions into captchas for the impending AI uprising
how do allistic people sit with their feet on the floor all the time
tired: enamel pin with no backing keeps stabbing me when i reach into my backpack pocket also tired: can't find carmex in backpack wired: jab pin through carmex; find carmex by stabbing myself
Mobile games: ✅ something to do with your hands when you’re bored ❌ microtransactions ❌ ads ❌ limited lives ❌ rewards are intangible Crochet: ✅ something to do with your hands when you’re bored ✅ no microtransactions ✅ no ads ✅ virtually infinite yarn = virtually infinite lives ✅ you get a toy
this is what I’ve learned about how to crochet: 1. tie knots 2. tie knots into the knots 3. tie knots until you die
me looking at the likes i have already somehow
patrick star from spongebob squarepants is standing in front of a large coconut with the words who are you people written below him
Alt: patrick star from spongebob squarepants is standing in front of a large coconut with the words who are you people written below him
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