Filbert's Revenge

@kitsappaintedsigns.bsky.social

Who are you callin' a psycho? I'm not the one arguing with a paintbrush, pal. They/them in Kitsap WA Queer, flatbed machine knitter & multi-medium artist, nerd, recluse, 'tism, political shitposting. I paint protest signs and can make one for you!

Sliders is the type of low-budget "nugget of each permutation" sci-fi I can binge, but damn I wish they'd stop saying sliders between breaks. It's making me hungry and the nearest White Castle/Krystals may as well be on the moon. It's kinda satisfying the itch that Parallels left unscratched tho.

About an hour at a call center that turned out to be for cold-calling numbers from a clipboard to sell some bs. I think I went through like one page before I walked out. It was weird. They tried to do this energetic pep thing to rile us up and it just came across as creepy and plastic.

Better Things Are Possible@internethippo.bsky.social · 2w ago

In honor of the fired lady tell me about your shortest job tenure. I worked at a candy store for less than 2 weeks when I was like 16

I've decided I'm just straight up blocking for any and all hackneyed "transitioning" jokes regarding the latest dimwit press secretary today. It's not funny. You're not original. There are a million and one things you can make fun of these nazis for without defaulting to tranny jokes.

I can't decide what my favorite thing about Diamond brand strike-anywhere matches is. Is it that they hardly ignite even on their own box's strike strip? Or is it that when they do light, there's a >50% chance of the match head or stick splintering off to start fire in places undesired?

Elon as a national security threat isn't a theory anymore, it's a recurring plotline. The world's richest man has a kill switch on a war's communications and answers to nobody. Privatized empire is still empire.

Hey, so, public service announcement or whatever: If you ever have a catscan with contrast. They'll warn you all about the IV contrast and feeling sudden warmth in the crotch. But they should warn you that the oral contrast can make you start pissing out of your ass shortly after the procedure.