when a woman bites you really hard for no reason that’s a sign of affection in her culture

The fixes included in the dlc update for Pokopia are cluuuuuutch, omg

I am ,,, uncomfty 😡

Can't decide if I will allow cishet men to follow my insta 🤔 On the one hand, thirst-trapping is fun. On the other... dealing with cishet men

It's all fun and games being weird until it's your actual body and you have to convince a doctor

Rashes are the worst thing in the world to get diagnosed bc "idk, could be bug bites, could be an unusual presentation of shingles" is not particularly helpful

Everyone wants me to be in the Navy so bad but I will not do it

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Enough “what would you do on the commune questions” If you got sent back 100 years and were given your grandparent’s job, what are you doing?

I haaaaaate taking extra rest days but I know I have GOT to protect my body if I want to keep doing aerial classes. Curse being in my 30s

Feel like I'm tricking everyone in my pole class by being fantastic at things they found difficult to learn. I promise that my being good at climbing means nothing. My sequences look stilted af!!! My poses are not cute!!!!

Forest green is such a good color on me

SIL offered to show my niece (Audrey) a magic trick during a tantrum in an attempt at a distraction, but Audrey screeched, "STOP DOING MAGIC ON ME" Let me tell you, all of us had a hell of a time keeping from laughing

Actually did a pedicure for once since I'll be at the lake all weekend

Debating making an insta since my aerial studio does a lot of stuff on there 🤔

Once again my inability to understand diagrams has resulted in an annoying and time-consuming fuck-up. Telling myself I'm not gonna cry over this dress

I hate being sore unless I'm actively lifting, at which point each movement feels like the deepest, most soothing stretch ever experienced

I am soooooo close to finishing this dress!!! Got the lace overlay basted to the skirt and letting it settle overnight. Idk if I'll manage to get it done tomorrow since I still need to do my vacation manicure, but MAYBE if I actually FOCUS

Unfortunately for the man who tried to approach me in the pharmacy line, I have the Lyra Silvertongue gene. Good luck to him in his online search this afternoon for a woman who does not exist

Ooooh the backs of my knees are furious

Moved up to the next level in pole so look out bitches I am going to try out the VOMITRON

Looked in the mirror during my workout today and had the involuntary thought, "these are the thighs of an anime character"

Someone is very demanding this morning

Today is bound and determined to make me burst into tears

Today is miserable, I just wanna be at home under the blankets 😖

I need some choker necklaces STAT

I've come up with a handy pros and cons list for anyone on the fence about adoring me

As a parasite enthusiast, this admin has been great for finally having people want to hear about my niche knowledge instead of covering their ears and shouting GROSS GROSS GROSS at me

Okay I am for sure watching Stick It tonight. Long overdue for a rewatch, gotta get all my Joanne-isms locked back in

Shocking developments at my first pole class: the instructor said that I actually didn't look awkward at all after like 3 tries at a move, AND there are points in my videos where I actually look???? Sexy????

Watching back the videos from my aerial classes has revealed that what I think my feet are doing and what they're actually doing are often different things entirely

Very productive afternoon: I traced pattern pieces for a dress AND finished taking in a skirt! Tonight, I'll cut out the tracings and make any final alterations, then start another mendable