When ur family is screaming at one another but all you wanna do is make out

all my friends hot, if you my friend, you hot

Sticks the Badger discovers Splatoon

ppl who spam this way gotta be the most annoying players like SHUT UP YOU'RE TUNNELING

being paired with someone you know in solo and considered good wondering wtf they're doing now

I JUST FOUND OUT THE COMPASSES ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING

they got me raiding pussy

I also can make Youtube Thumbnails!! Here are some examples. For YT thumbs specifically, I can give a discount for a bundle.

Lila 🎏 Post LAN Zoomies@lilalychi.bsky.social · 4w ago

Please read the terms and goal below. :)

can i stop being fatigued

sometimes we just say fuck it and beat it

Cuby@kiubee.bsky.social · 3w ago

depression is like a dick, sometimes it's hard for no reason

Guys I made my first Splatoon long-form video, I put a lot of time into it so it would mean a lot to me if you guys would check it out! Thank youuuuuu ❤️❤️❤️ youtu.be/WkctRPDBdkI?...

Three Dynamos and a Poor Random Soul...

YouTube video by Cupoco

youtu.be

has someone ever sent you a replay code through text and you copied it thinking you were gonna paste it into the terminal? 🙃

depression is like a dick, sometimes it's hard for no reason

dude everybody in jp X is so insufferable today like why are you yelling at me for you jumping to me into a bomb

I have ran into rage quitters on my team 3 times in a row wtf is happening to jp X rank

the concept of making a ball is foreign to splatoon players

upvote for the people who got pregnant via splatoon

Hello gamers! I am opening up some icon commissions over on my vgen for 20 usd! I specialize in splatoon, furries and humanoid, but can do ferals too! I have limited slots, once theyre gone, they're gone! #vgen vgen.co/Michicookies...

YOU PASS LAWS TO FORCE KIDS OFF THE INTERNET AND THEN CREATE TASK FORCES TO PUNISH THEM FOR GOING OUTSIDE, WHERE THE FUCK ARE CHILDREN ALLOWED TO EXIST???

The Charlotte Observer@charlotteobserver.com · 3w ago

Charlotte joins major cities across the U.S. in grappling with the rise in disruptive “teen takeover” activities.

what the FUCK is happening here

I QUEUED A X100 AT GRIDLOCK AND I FREAKED OUT SO HARD THAT THE SWITCH FELL OUT OF THE DOCK AND I COULDN'T PLAY IT. FUCK.

I sometimes forget how much I hate mfs in comp

Draco@dracospl.bsky.social · 4w ago

didnt even get an excuse. + its splatfest rn so idk why it took genuinely 10 minutes to join initially - leave after 1 game and take another 10 minutes. with no "thanks for waiting" or nothin

didnt even get an excuse. + its splatfest rn so idk why it took genuinely 10 minutes to join initially - leave after 1 game and take another 10 minutes. with no "thanks for waiting" or nothin

lol i love when i explain something and get hit with the "drop the ranked mindset" like ok ig

My cavendish clocked out right after ante 8

How to beat the black dick

Hi thought id do a post on this thank you @notxman.bsky.social for sending me this google doc docs.google.com/spreadsheets... If your a splatana stamper/gym wiper player or a player that wants to learn the weapon this is a doc of norisho vods where you can watch and learn from him #compsplatoon

Stamper Vods

docs.google.com

Someone cosplay Jax and someone cosplay Ribbit and we can make out

I like to imagine Pomni, Jax and Ribbit singing this together musescore.com/user/3121103...

Saw this going around and not many people talking about it here so wanted to warn people about this new problem getting people banned on discord and have confirmed its real. Please stay safe yall 💙