Kizzer
@kizzercrate.bsky.social
Work out, mash fighting games, and wax poetic about swangers and breffix. Sometimes all at the same time. Banner by @highwaymilkshake.bsky.social
And in traditional fashion, Thiefcrate appears to abscond with the golden potatoes of destiny. I also bought my own to share for once. In Memoriam: TBK Edition.
DrifterDane@drifterdane.bsky.social · 5d agoI'll help keep your cheese fries at TBK alive too. Rudy also ordered a batch so we'll keep it going to share with everyone.
Emotional Support Pizza, In Memoriam Edition The hole in my heart will never be filled, but you better believe I'm going to eat my feelings. Rest in pizza, my friend.
There's a point after the dropped IK when Kizzer comes up for his turn and says to SweetxJam "please win" and SxJ replies "I'm trying!"
Smokage of the Burning Leaf@pattheflip.bsky.social · last wk.here's the three-way race with me and @kizzercrate.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hoit...
I was going to write an incredibly long and sappy eulogy because if there's one person I've been blessed to meet in my life, it's sweetxjam. He wouldn't want that though. So instead, here's a picture that sums up our brotherhood LOL. Rest easy, my friend. I love you.
So I accidentally sent myself down a rabbit hole because of this, and unsurprisingly this is where I landed as an experiment. If it's good enough for professional athletes, it's good enough for me. Allegedly.
Kizzer@kizzercrate.bsky.social · 3w agoI say this a lot, but those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it: me eating oatmeal and fruit for breffix 9 days out from my next race like it's really going to undo all the burgers and PBJ I've inhaled the past two months lmao
Live footage every time I rob a kid that was on some bullshit in Pokemon Champions Every. Single. Time.
Sometimes adulthood is about paying a 200% markup simply to fulfill your deepest desires.
I’m not the first person to make this observation but the prevalence of nauseating ai-generated business logos means stuff like this hits CRAZY for me now
Two top tier music schools battling it out on the football field, as it should be. Wait a minute--
I say this a lot, but those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it: me eating oatmeal and fruit for breffix 9 days out from my next race like it's really going to undo all the burgers and PBJ I've inhaled the past two months lmao
X taking let em hang too literally (he's critically overheated)
By now, folks probably believe I've only played one or two classic video games when I was young. So let's play a childhood fave for the first time in decades... with a twist I've always heard of (and hope I can finish it before Big Hiatus!!) Zelda ALttP 3-Hearts, starting shortly! twitch.tv/ryyudo
Spending a quality morning with my new and improved heating pad (now with Velcro so I can strap it around my hip!) and I don't feel like I got hit by a bus anymore. Imagine that.
Don’t really know what compelled me to draw this? But here he is
frogs ⛵️ | the shot heard across worlds@tarry-go-round.bsky.social · last mo.cactuar
Man, first thing I do when I get rich is hiring a chef. I'd be the fittest, sharpest-looking mf on the planet if I didn't suffer from Big Back Install. Eating for three people is all fun and games until it's time to move for more than four seconds at a time 😭😭😭
I’m sure most of you aren’t watching the US Open right now which means you missed this instantly iconic moment, now available in gif form
The real lost of fgc culture is a ton of videos or tech no longer have rap or hip hop in the background and instead just the usual rotation of persona or Nintendo music most video editors use.
...strictly philosophically speaking, would that make today Titsmas? 🤔
Andrew 🐻@awd.bsky.social · 4w ago
Days since Kizzer put on a cup of coffee but forgot to put the cup under the spout so it spilled everywhere: 0
Task Failed Successfully They didn't have the chipotle chicken I was looking for, but I improvised. Anyway, I got two pieces of pizza with my true prize.
Kizzer@kizzercrate.bsky.social · 4w agoLunchtime Costco run! Hoping people don't have the same idea I do so I can actually get pizza and a cookie in reasonable time while I shop for meal prep stuff lol
Lunchtime Costco run! Hoping people don't have the same idea I do so I can actually get pizza and a cookie in reasonable time while I shop for meal prep stuff lol
Apropos of everything The first rule of software development: Never listen to what other people have to say about software development