We should make kids pay per text again the way my son's friends spam text him
Did I blink or something? But didn't Rogue die in season 1? Did the time travel bring her back?
Meanwhile they're trying to cut title IX funding. It's all a crock. It's a vehicle for basic ass misogyny
What galls me is this claim that they care deeply about women's sports. They never gave a fuck about women's sports until they realized they could use it as a tool for their bigotry.
My Google news feed is looking increasingly like a Facebook news feed. I'm not happy about it.
Marvin, it’s your cousin Chuck! Chuck the Martian! You know that Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator you’ve been looking for? Well listen to THIS! [phone is actually just a stick of dynamite, explodes]
Oh terrific, a break in my calendar. I would love to go take a walk to stretch my legs a bit. Weather:
My SNES still runs like it's 1995. Meaning, on some games, you have to shim the cartridge so it sits right.
I have a 20-year-old Gamecube that still works like a dream. So up yours, asshole.
Regulations are good, actually. They keep you safe. They keep people employed. We should keep all want to keep capitalism in check better than we have been.
Turns out that food companies were only checking their food because the government told them to, which is exactly why we need government regulations.
Thankfully, it looks like our family avoided any major damage from the tornado that went through Appleton tonight.
We vastly underestimated the number of people who would be coming to this drum corps thing. Also, there's a scalper? We got these tickets for free.
Lining up at the door for executive hours at Costco is weird. You afraid they're going to run out of stuff?
Bojangles’s fuego burrito is the spiciest thing I’ve eaten in a long time.
As the kids say, I'm going to crash out over Forza's Trial races for this season.
Just had a wonderful Dudes Rock moment. A guy was jogging up from our neighborhood pond with a 10-12" bass that he caught, so I gave him a thumbs up as I drove by. I didn't even know we had fish that big in the pond.
My calendar for today went from empty to fill in the span of 30 minutes and I don't know how I feel about it. On one hand, Ew work. On the other hand, I was stuck here because of a late afternoon meeting anyway, so I might as well fill the time with meetings.
This morning I wanted nothing to do with my 6am alarm. Tomorrow, I will be wide awake at 5:30 for no reason.
One good part about middle age is that it's easy to wake up at 6 am every day. Bad part is you're gonna do that no matter what time you fell asleep.
So what are the odds the live action Gundam movie is any good? Also Sydney Sweeney is going to be a Zeke, right?
The average American voter would absolutely rather pay $0 in new taxes and $20,000/yr in health insurance premiums (before any service), than pay $5,000 a year in new taxes and $0/yr in health insurance premiums. They have made this very clear throughout MY lifetime.
Getting absolutely drenched on Verbolten was worth it to be able to basically walk on to every other ride today.
The Taco Bell finger pointing is a psyop to redirect attention from the real culprit, the deregulation and lack of oversight in our food supply
Brother do not fucking make me have to defend god damn Taco Bell here come the fuck on Taco Bell found out the suppliers that it bulk buys produce from have been selling them infected food because the Trump Administration killed the funding for preventing that from happening.
Live más — on the toilet.