I hate to say this as I know it’s only preseason, but I don’t see us challenging for the title this season.
We wait years for a right back and finally get one who is absolutely shabite.
Kids from the street have just knocked on my door asking if they can see my bird. I was baffled and said I’m not with her anymore. They asked if it flew away. I then realised they meant the parrot.
I don’t know any Evertonian who has enthusiasm for the new season. The fans who have turned against Moyes will make Bramley Moore the boo capital of the world. The thought of the 30 minute walk from town, in the rain on a Monday night, is as appealing as a kick in the bollocks.
Anthony Taylor retiring from refereeing so he can stop pretending he supports Altrincham.
That snide Martinez going off injured in a World Cup final. Karma never misses.
I won a local bmx competition when I was about 10. The grand final was on a Saturday and I never went because I wanted to watch Everton play. Right now I’d gladly perform the cherry picker before effortlessly moving into a bunny hop and land on to the face of at least half of the current squad.
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I had a Teams meeting with an Italian engineer who works in our Genoa office. He was working from home in his garden while drinking wine. I’ve never been so jealous of anyone.
The I Play Rocky film looks boss. I’ll definitely be watching that when it comes out.
I’ve just seen a video of some Argentina fans being racist in Atlanta which is the blackest city I have been to in America. Those fans won’t be doing that again in a hurry after the beating they received from the police.
I had to get a quote for a high end Palo Alto firewall and it costs 30 thousand dollars. Christ on a bike. No wonder all the tech bros are billionaires.
Madabeje Holiday or Thomas Holiday. Either way I see myself as the starting pitcher for the Dodgers.
kim@kimmymonte.bsky.social · 3w agoyour baseball pitcher name is your grandfather’s first name and the last thing you bought i’ll go first mine’s Dominic Sandals
A Burnley fan saying because Trafford made saves in the Championship means he should play for England is all the internet I can take for today.
I hope Pickford retires from international football. I can then go back to not worrying when England plays in case he makes a mistake. He’s England’s best goalie by a country mile. Who else do people want in goal? Watch a new sport if you don’t rate Pickford as footy isn’t for you.
You’re a wool unless the council has given you a small grey food bin to go with your purple wheelie bin.
Everton need a left back more than a right back. Mykolenko is Hilary Swank.
Sorry I’m late by Kollektiv Turmstrasse is a heavy house tune. An absolute banger. That synth bass sound blows my mind.
I bet Farage can’t wait to use Widdecombe as to why he needed his £5 million bung.
The Bus Yard in Liverpool Waters are giving out free smoothies today if anyone is in the area.
A possible bank holiday if England win the World Cup? For those of us who are self employed this can get to fuckrees.
Covid and Benitez robbed us of seeing James Rodriguez. Peak Everton.