Knave Murdok (TransCat)
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Knave Murdok Hajja (حجّة) Artist/Author of TransCat Ignatz Award Winner Eisner Award Nomninee Inter-dimensional Comedy Icon! https://linktr.ee/transcatcomics
When talking about how we relate to Simpsons' characters, you'll run into a lotta people who are like "Oh, I'm definitely a Homer" or "I'm such a Krusty" or "I'm very Moe." I'm fuckin' Aunt Selma, tho.
Got big dreams that don't work out??? DON'T GIVE UP!!! Your DREAMS failed! Not you! GET BIGGER DREAMS!!!
DON'T DELETE THIS! Forward this to 15 people or your crush will HATE YOU FOREVER and you WON'T be attractive oh and also you might die in seven days or something, so you better get forewarding!!
Canada isn’t even a real place. Mercury Records invented it in the 70’s to sell Rush tickets.
DC needs to do ANOTHER crisis-event to bring all the V for Vendetta characters and continuity into the fold.
Companies are always like “Donate to this cause and we’ll match your donation.” I’m like, “dude, don’t wait for me. You make that donation yourself. I don’t got money. You’re Safeway. I’m just some idiot.”
I really hate the fact that when baby alligators are scared, they make noises that sound like they’re happy. I want to enjoy the cute lizard but I know he’s sad 😿😿😿
Baby Crocodile Makes Laser Noises
Alt: Many baby alligators in a bathtub.
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Being in a mall will always conjure memories of my ex, because she was a mallgoth.
Ice Machines were invented LONG after the creation of planet Earth. Yet, ice has always been around. Curious. 🤔🤔🤔
Air did with Michael Jordan what The Mandalorian should have done with Luke Skywalker.
Transphobes be like: “Why would you be trans? You’re going to have so many more problems in your life.” And I’m like “You mean problems from people like you?” And they’re like “exactly.”
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBE9... This is the song I wanna walk down the aisle to.
Spanish Flea
YouTube video by Herb Alpert & The Tijuana Brass - Topic
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No one wants to be the first one to admit that they don't know what jujifruits is.
Oof! Dreamt about a massive plumbing emergency in my home. So glad to be awake and have that not be real.
The Left: "We're boycotting The Flash movie because Ezra Miller is a child molester who got off because they're rich!" The Right: "We're boycotting The Flash movie because Ezra Miller is nonbinary and we hate that for some reason!"
I wanna get a machine body, live forever, and sail the sea of stars!
Tetsuro Hoshino Maetel
Alt: Tetsuro and Maetel embrace while sitting in a seat on the Galaxy Express 999
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You know that awful smell when you drink a bunch of cranberry juice and then take a shit? That’s what the entire city of Milpitas smells like.
When the state gives me the death penalty, I want my method of execution to be Pop Rox and Coke. 🥤 🍬
When the writer's strike was in full swing, It boggled my mind how often I came across people who were AGAINST the it because apparently TV and Movie writing is just "bad" but then proposed these writers be replaced with AI.
Avatar: The Last Airbender was a stage production of Rent, which was originally an Anime.
Don't ask me to explain it, but Fight Club, Ghost World, Six String Samurai and all Kevin Smith movies count as Anime.
If I were a game dev, and my boss told me “this new game of ours is going to cost 1 to 2 billion dollars to produce”, I think I would have an existential crisis and just quit.
People accused Carlos Mencia of stealing jokes, and that might be true. But why didn’t he steal better jokes?
I’m so goddamn femme, people call me “ma’am” over text.